Meenzer

Yep, so far in the closet he is finding next years Christmas presents! He wants to give a few of them to Radgi then, the selfish bastard.

I'd be willing to bet that you make an extra special effort to avoid that very floorboard every time. And I'd be refusing to give you odds on that since you're absolutely correct. Fuckers have got me exactly where they want me. Well, other than "evicted".

Like people have been saying, make it something that's personal, thoughtful or funny and it'll be appreciated just the same as something more expensive. Well, almost as much.

I was going to say, like... "it's the thought that counts" might be a hideous cliché, but ultimately it's only Christmas...

What rhymes with "Alex" anyway?

Just don't tell my downstairs neighbours about 101 or they'll be onto it in a flash. They bash on the door every couple of months to eff and blind about the excessive walking around that's being done in this flat, particularly "one creaky floorboard that sends a shiver right down my spine every time it's stepped on". Then don't choose to live in the basement flat of a crumbling Victorian property, genius...

McKeag never had a lift in his house. Didn't even have stairs.

The Loud Family - Plants And Birds And Rocks And Things

But you can never be exactly sure of the strength of the tea so therefore you can't be sure of how much milk is needed and could potentially end up with a disastrous "milky tea", which I think we can all agree is something to be avoided at all costs. You can't be sure of the strength until you stir it anyway if you add it after though. Stir while pouring tbh.

"...by the time you read these lines, I'll be goooooone..." What kind of a contrived name is Brittas anyway? Just gave him it so they could call the program 'The Brittas Empire' tbh. Coming up next, the exploits of hapless John Forrun in 'The Forrun Legion'!

"...by the time you read these lines, I'll be goooooone..." What kind of a contrived name is Brittas anyway?

Less of an issue working from home, where you can sit at the PC in your dressing gown with a mug of Lemsip and still get a bit of graft done, but they were a sanity-saver when I was over in Mainz.

Glad you've finally come to your senses Renton, I wonder how long it'll take the rest of your gang etc. etc.

Ah, but is that Terry from the House Of Love or Terry from East 17? Is anyone else not surprised that Meenzer is the first one on here to know who was in East 17? Ah, but House Of Love too. Totally schizoid tbh. Any Terry's do well in recent Eurovisions? Only the commentator.

Ah, but is that Terry from the House Of Love or Terry from East 17? Is anyone else not surprised that Meenzer is the first one on here to know who was in East 17? Ah, but House Of Love too. Totally schizoid tbh.

"Portion" sizes on nutritional information piss me off too. "Only 2g of fat per portion!", then you read the side and realise that a "portion" is half a teaspoon or something.

You and Asprilla's Foreskin should get together with me and my cack 'melodic rawk' band and make beautiful musical babies.

Actual loaves of crust-free bread. Picky kids should be rounded up and shot.

Ah, but is that Terry from the House Of Love or Terry from East 17?

The London free papers yesterday were hilarious. "G'wan Wayne, go get them useless Croats!"-type comments in the middle of actual articles. Bet they make nice reading today.

Only ever heard "Shine On", to my shame, but it's one of my absolute favourites from the era.

[/bandwagon] [/predictable]

Bottle it and sell it to Sainsbury's as "Cheeky Crispy Crunchy Dressing" tbh.

The Queen. Basically enjoyed it, and Helen Mirren is predictably good, but it did feel a bit like going to the cinema to watch an ITV Sunday night two-parter.

Next-door neighbours when I was growing up were Jehovah's Witnesses. Their kids accidentally knocked over our Christmas tree one year when we were messing around and their mum gave the poor buggers a right leathering because she was so worried we'd think they were trying to defile our Christian traditions.