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Unbelievable

The fella on five (and the on-screen caption) just proudly announced that tonight's competition winner is a lady from "Belter, Derbyshire". I think they mean Belper.

Had some vege ratatouille type stuff on slices of granary baguette, topped with mozzarella and stuck under the grill for a few minutes. Magic.

Lad deserves a sig.

"Unbelievable"

She's doing fine.

Dresden Dolls - Yes, Virginia

Closing earlier than advertised on Christmas Eve is a bit daft, mind.

One of my favourites: Mr Hilter in England: Nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all... I make joke. Love it

Accurate reflection of the music-buying public I suppose.

The Germans even use the word "Herpes" for a cold sore. "I had a terrible herpes last week" isn't the kind of phrase you expect to hear in polite conversation.

Doesn't that only work for jellyfish bites on Friends? Ah c'mon, Danny gets ritual abuse from all sides for his RSC-induced gayness and I just get a disappointed silence?

Doesn't that only work for jellyfish bites on Friends?

Surely the perfect time to convert and start wearing a burqa.

He's the fella who sent Taylor off in that U21 match against Germany recently, apparently. Oh good.

My parents'll be going along to the lot, as usual. I'll tell them to look out for a lad in a red tracksuit top and ultra-tight ref's shorts.

Char-grilled chicken and gravy in a big Yorkshire. That'll do!

Blatant failure to recognise slang/dialect tbh.

No idea yet, but I won't get to Tesco till about 9 tonight so hopefully they'll be something posh in the reduced aisle that I can nab.

I do agree, but presumably there are limits. I mean you'd want a fella with some sense of self-respect, wouldn't you? I always think it's a courtesy to whoever you're with (or the kind of person that you want to be with) that you'd at least not let yourself go completely and still know how to tart yourself up to look decent once in a while.

Well according to Toonraider, We don't need to obsess over our bodies, because women want something with a little more depth. Depth, maybe. Breadth, not necessarily.

Wanting to look good to attract women is totally fagalicious tbh

Bitter as fuck here. And that's just the locals.

You said the same about J69 tbh. Apparently J69 lasts about a heartbeat, too.