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Doesn't that only work for jellyfish bites on Friends?

Surely the perfect time to convert and start wearing a burqa.

He's the fella who sent Taylor off in that U21 match against Germany recently, apparently. Oh good.

My parents'll be going along to the lot, as usual. I'll tell them to look out for a lad in a red tracksuit top and ultra-tight ref's shorts.

Char-grilled chicken and gravy in a big Yorkshire. That'll do!

Blatant failure to recognise slang/dialect tbh.

No idea yet, but I won't get to Tesco till about 9 tonight so hopefully they'll be something posh in the reduced aisle that I can nab.

I do agree, but presumably there are limits. I mean you'd want a fella with some sense of self-respect, wouldn't you? I always think it's a courtesy to whoever you're with (or the kind of person that you want to be with) that you'd at least not let yourself go completely and still know how to tart yourself up to look decent once in a while.

Well according to Toonraider, We don't need to obsess over our bodies, because women want something with a little more depth. Depth, maybe. Breadth, not necessarily.

Wanting to look good to attract women is totally fagalicious tbh

Bitter as fuck here. And that's just the locals.

You said the same about J69 tbh. Apparently J69 lasts about a heartbeat, too.

Jesus and Mary Chain - Cracking Up

It's not a must-read for me like it was several years ago, but there's still some class stuff on there.

All "zero" drinks are rank.

Everything computer-related is a "file" for my mother. So she'll have an e-mail problem and tell you "I sent it from my file". Or "There's a picture in my file that I want to send." Inevitably, this degree of accuracy makes familial tech support an absolute joy.

Certainly m'dear, I'm doing the former on the weekend after the Frankfurt UEFA game and the latter a week later. Pick your poison.

Ditto. Will probably have an online splurge (as it were) at the start of December. Off to Cologne and Hamburg to do the Christmas markets, too, which'll cover a few of the twee parental gifts.

Ineligible I think. "in the picturesque Italian island"?

Now that's the best insult I've heard yet on here. I'm just not sure who should be more insulted.

Fucking hell.

Nowt wrong with wanting a fella who fills a pair of jeans nicely on both sides. But then I'm basically with Toonraider. I also have something up top that makes me outright unable to find anyone attractive beyond the level of "well, I suppose he's objectively good-looking" (spot the gay nerd ) until I actually know them properly. Which makes me something of an outcast on the 'scene'.

Absolute bollocks if some people are to be believed tbh Exactly, why would anyone living outside Newcastle have a clue what people outside Newcastle are saying about the club?

Oi, surely that's my line?