Meenzer

Thunder! I'd forgotten about them. Kerrang! used to think the sun shone out of their collective, hairy arse.

Ali Dia

£15 for a phone call?!

Aye, and there's laws against fat fuckers over here. They have to work 20 hours a week as punishment compared to the 10 hours that everyone else does?

Agreed. Didn't seem to get attacked too much one-on-one, though, which helped - it's the British-style flying winger that really shows him up...

Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdi! Unbelievable stuff.

..Meenzer just dreams that he had had nice boys like him at his school. Perhaps??? He looks like he might have been quite cute before getting twatted by that frying pan.

The Viagra must work, then...

Jeez Louise, do you have a grand riding on him making a first-team appearance this season? Or maybe just a bizarre braid fetish?

Just saw the headline on nufc.com.

I'm amazed no-one has mentioned it tbh! I'm struggling to believe that it hasn't been pointed out.

Unbelievable

The fella on five (and the on-screen caption) just proudly announced that tonight's competition winner is a lady from "Belter, Derbyshire". I think they mean Belper.

Had some vege ratatouille type stuff on slices of granary baguette, topped with mozzarella and stuck under the grill for a few minutes. Magic.

Lad deserves a sig.

"Unbelievable"

She's doing fine.

Dresden Dolls - Yes, Virginia

Closing earlier than advertised on Christmas Eve is a bit daft, mind.

One of my favourites: Mr Hilter in England: Nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all... I make joke. Love it

Accurate reflection of the music-buying public I suppose.

The Germans even use the word "Herpes" for a cold sore. "I had a terrible herpes last week" isn't the kind of phrase you expect to hear in polite conversation.

Doesn't that only work for jellyfish bites on Friends? Ah c'mon, Danny gets ritual abuse from all sides for his RSC-induced gayness and I just get a disappointed silence?