Meenzer

The company I work for is based in Nottingham. I'm being dragged up there for the Christmas party in a couple of weeks. Can't wait...

A watch, obviously. And a home-made necklace. Just three ivory-and-brown beads on a thin leather chain, nothing too ghey. And only when it matches the shirt I'm wearing, of course.

Or shit on a British flag and rape our children

Mint sauce is nice like. Missed it during my time in Germany, though you have to go to a Turkish butcher if you want decent lamb anyway, so hey.

Thought this was going to be about the A1 in Northumberland.

Easy - they get men to do it all. Would you argue the toss with one of them?

Don't go in a mood on me Meenz. Aww, I'm sorry! Friends again?

Clearly of benefit to anyone who enjoys funny things!

Apparently there's a couple of episodes up here, haven't tried the links myself though... http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/m2/99p/

Colm Wilkinson - Bring Him Home (from Les Mis)

That was Simon Pegg on the often superb but largely ignored radio panel show "The 99p Challenge" (in a round on improbable bumper stickers, if I remember correctly). Can't find any online reference to the quote itself, but the show occasionally gets a repeat run on BBC7, so I'll try and rip it next time it's on. Not a bad programme actually, tried a bit hard to be surreal on occasion but with the usual suspects like Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham, Nick Frost etc. in attendance you're always going to get a few laughs.

Ah, those kerrrrazy Dutch...

If you think Peter Kay is amusing it speaks volumes for your personality tbh. Don't you like the Arctic Monkeys as well? I rest my case. Liking your use of an early Blue lyric to highlight your love of mainstream pop. What?

http://www.taketheaction.com/ (apologies if it's a re-post, please don't let Craig be sarky at me, etc. )

you dont know your born till youve defrosted you fridge... I feel like I'm blinking the beautiful light of day for the first time!

Dammit, my money was on Replies 1-5. What took you so long? Lunch. Shock horror. What's worse is he was still on yesterday's lunch. Defrost worked a treat by the way.

whsh tbh

Dammit, my money was on Replies 1-5. What took you so long?

A couple of years in Jormany and not even a trickle of efficiency... My German fridges were too efficient, they never got iced up!

This is going to sound daft, but I've never actually done it before today. I'm convinced I'm going to flood the place or something.

I was the opposite, that whole part of the show made me laugh, especially the mountaineers yodel. THE YODEL!!! You probably shouldn't visit this site then: http://priceisrightyodel.ytmnd.com/ Seriously, grown men have been driven to insanity by less.