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Jesus, that's terrible. still though

Rah.

Another veggie stir-fry.

Thom Yorke being a cheeky chirpy chappie

I don't think even I've dared to use that word on here before. It's all true though, that goal's right up there with the very best I've seen with me own mince pies.

London-wise, it depends on what level of comfort you're after. I know of a couple of hostels that are supposed to be perfectly acceptable - www.newcrossinn.co.uk and http://www.travelstay.com/pages/GeneratorHostel.htm - but if you're talking honeymoon type stuff, I imagine you'd want something a tad more upscale. Which is where (a) it gets expensive, and ( my knowledge runs out. These points are not unconnected.

Trying to spear him in the side? Bastard tbh. Quicker death than that crucifixion malarkey tbh. You hate the Baby Jesus. They crucified and speared him actually [/catholic pedanticness] Bah.

Laibach - Volk Superbly po-faced.

Trying to spear him in the side? Bastard tbh. Quicker death than that crucifixion malarkey tbh. You hate the Baby Jesus.

Blameless - Breathe (A Little Deeper) Man, this lot should have been massive. It's a cruel, cruel world.

Heartbeat has the better theme tune though.

10 decaseconds to a Standard Chronological Unit tbh

DIRTY OCHRE at best.

Going to bed in the first place is my problem at the minute. No routine at all so I tend to stay up until I'm absolutely fit to drop, which can't be healthy.

Class! "...so I'm runningjustasfastasIcan............to yoooo.." Mrs SLP wants to come down the ailse to it as a piss take, but we reckon people won't get the joke. Ailsa was Home & Away, wasn't she?

Psst... try mentioning Hitler too, it wins every argument!

Now if Brock said that...

Tell her you're gay. It doesn't necessarily solve anything, but fuck me, it's worth it for the reaction.

I would have... well, maybe not outright booed tonight, but certainly grumbled, stuck two fingers up at the pitch and mooched off to find the nearest source of alcohol. Multiply that by 25,000 and you've got something akin to the "boo" that lasted for a maximum of 10 seconds after the final whistle then dissolved as soon as everyone realised they had places to be and people to see. If you still think that's a fucking insult once you've fully appreciated the amount these people plough into the club, then you want to be questioning your own allegiance.

Glad to hear things are looking up Craig, all the best to all of you and especially the little one

Unfortunately, she's fitted it to the kitchen shelves...

Aye, I bet they make loads from UK players not claiming on 2+1 and 1+2... it's a mug's game, as Rob W would no doubt say.

Oo, you're rich! To the tune of 7 quid or something.

Polar opposites really