Meenzer

Spot on, sweet tit!

Hurrah for genetic deviancy! I love looking after relatives' kids, it's all (well... most) of the joy with none of the responsibility.

Aye, Mary Whitehouse is terrible now like. Some of it still works at that basic playground level - "that's you/your mum, that is" will hit home across generations - but a good amount of it's dated terribly...

Happy birthday cobber

The Eurovision Song Contest. (It's surprising how often it comes up in pub quizzes.) That, and capital cities of the world. I was gutted when I got to high school and Geography lessons weren't about capitals and flags any more.

Hah!

The company I work for is based in Nottingham. I'm being dragged up there for the Christmas party in a couple of weeks. Can't wait...

A watch, obviously. And a home-made necklace. Just three ivory-and-brown beads on a thin leather chain, nothing too ghey. And only when it matches the shirt I'm wearing, of course.

Or shit on a British flag and rape our children

Mint sauce is nice like. Missed it during my time in Germany, though you have to go to a Turkish butcher if you want decent lamb anyway, so hey.

Thought this was going to be about the A1 in Northumberland.

Easy - they get men to do it all. Would you argue the toss with one of them?

Don't go in a mood on me Meenz. Aww, I'm sorry! Friends again?

Clearly of benefit to anyone who enjoys funny things!

Apparently there's a couple of episodes up here, haven't tried the links myself though... http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/m2/99p/

Colm Wilkinson - Bring Him Home (from Les Mis)

That was Simon Pegg on the often superb but largely ignored radio panel show "The 99p Challenge" (in a round on improbable bumper stickers, if I remember correctly). Can't find any online reference to the quote itself, but the show occasionally gets a repeat run on BBC7, so I'll try and rip it next time it's on. Not a bad programme actually, tried a bit hard to be surreal on occasion but with the usual suspects like Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham, Nick Frost etc. in attendance you're always going to get a few laughs.

Ah, those kerrrrazy Dutch...

If you think Peter Kay is amusing it speaks volumes for your personality tbh. Don't you like the Arctic Monkeys as well? I rest my case. Liking your use of an early Blue lyric to highlight your love of mainstream pop. What?

http://www.taketheaction.com/ (apologies if it's a re-post, please don't let Craig be sarky at me, etc. )

you dont know your born till youve defrosted you fridge... I feel like I'm blinking the beautiful light of day for the first time!

Dammit, my money was on Replies 1-5. What took you so long? Lunch. Shock horror. What's worse is he was still on yesterday's lunch. Defrost worked a treat by the way.

whsh tbh

Dammit, my money was on Replies 1-5. What took you so long?