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Oh god, don't tell me Arsenal do that cringeworthy German call-and-response thing for the teamsheet now?

"1500: Six Premiership games across the country are due to get under way. Nice of Fulham to give everyone an early reminder of how not to defend in the Premiership." I love how professional the BBC journos are.

http://www.100centuryfm.com - you have to sign up to use their player but I seem to remember it was pretty straightforward.

Who Is The Lass REPORTING On The Sunderland Game ON Century And Why Is SHE Clearly Reading Her LINES And Stressing Words At RANDOM?

No-one remotely defensive-minded on the bench. Well, I suppose there's Harper.

Yes he has man! Are you taking the piss in some obscure way or is reading and understanding not your strong point? I didn't bother reading all of Rentons post at first as it looked on first glance another load of his usual shite.... and lots of it - and so doesn't warrant a waste of time however, the question was aimed at Baggio So you're a hypocrite as well. Glad we cleared that up.

Yes he has man! Are you taking the piss in some obscure way or is reading and understanding not your strong point?

Happily married, apparently.

Fucking hell, that'll be like a deformed forehead convention

I'm working. And plying myself with coffee. Hopefully get finished by 3 so I can listen to the match (presuming there's not a nearby pub with dodgy satellite). I'm thrilled.

Howay man, I'm not Wacky, I do let him clean up afterwards before doing the ironing

Yeah, you don't notice it so much on the fast songs, but that ballad she had out recently just showed how little of a voice she's actually got. Still, she's not the first and she won't be the last...

Wahey, just treated myself to Decemberists and Explosions In The Sky tickets for early next year. Thanks again to everybody for their birthday wishes - 'tweren't a bad 'un.

Is that like Eranu and Uvavu at all? Basically, yes. It's seven-card stud, roll your own all the way, high-low, no qualifier, with a pitch and a buy at the end, and declare. Dove from Above? Seven-deuce triple draw? Richie Wermerling.

Is that like Eranu and Uvavu at all? Basically, yes. It's seven-card stud, roll your own all the way, high-low, no qualifier, with a pitch and a buy at the end, and declare. Dove from Above?

Is that like Eranu and Uvavu at all?

I won a number!

Still got work to do, but I might go out for a swift pint or three now and see how that affects my translation skills later on...

Nooooooo MY birthday! MINE! Happy birthday Monster lad

I've both collected and donated in the past (and shaved my head ), but never owt grand. And certainly nothing involving a silly costume or Pudsey sodding Bear. Will stick a few quid in if someone rattles a jar under my nose this weekend, but I'd pay not to watch the actual show...

One of the Google Image Search hits for "Augustus Gloop" is Michelle McManus.

Spitting dabs of Charlie Bucket tbh... Augustus Gloop, surely?

Well blow me like a Bangkok ladyboy, it worked a treat. Rah!

Apparently even the lovely Freddie Fletcher has an "anybody but Shepherd and Hall" view on who should be running the club now.