Meenzer

Apoptygma Berzerk - Shine On Keeping in the spirit of recent discussions on here, an EBM-flavoured House Of Love cover. Mmmmm... sacri-licious.

The full £88m then?

Supoib!

The Hidden Cameras - Ban Marriage

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ah, but what colour were his tears?

Diamanda Galas - You Must Be Certain Of The Devil

I've been 'approached' twice by BA stewards over the years Both declined, I must admit - though it's always nice to be asked Must be my good looks and cute ass, I reckon Good grief. There was a young Germanwings steward called Bastian who used to, erm, service me frequently when I did Hamburg-London on a regular basis last year. Flirty swine, but we never got as far as the mile-high club. Mind, you get some rough old queens on some routes, picking up passengers for a quick post-flight fumble is probably about all they can get these days...

Fantastic line-up, that

Always used to have a problem with BA and their troupe of hard-faced orange bitches masquerading as cabin crew, but I've had cause to fly with them a few times recently and have been pleasantly surprised. In fact, I'll be using them tomorrow morning. They'll probably slop hot coffee all over me now I've sung their praises.

Lersh if done properly. Less so if it involves rubbery codfish.

Thunder! I'd forgotten about them. Kerrang! used to think the sun shone out of their collective, hairy arse.

Ali Dia

£15 for a phone call?!

Aye, and there's laws against fat fuckers over here. They have to work 20 hours a week as punishment compared to the 10 hours that everyone else does?

Agreed. Didn't seem to get attacked too much one-on-one, though, which helped - it's the British-style flying winger that really shows him up...

Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdi! Unbelievable stuff.

..Meenzer just dreams that he had had nice boys like him at his school. Perhaps??? He looks like he might have been quite cute before getting twatted by that frying pan.

The Viagra must work, then...

Jeez Louise, do you have a grand riding on him making a first-team appearance this season? Or maybe just a bizarre braid fetish?

Just saw the headline on nufc.com.

I'm amazed no-one has mentioned it tbh! I'm struggling to believe that it hasn't been pointed out.

Unbelievable

The fella on five (and the on-screen caption) just proudly announced that tonight's competition winner is a lady from "Belter, Derbyshire". I think they mean Belper.