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Alreet! I was in Belgrade a couple of weeks ago. Canny place.

Aye, I've just officially foregone "mid-20s". Was hanging onto it a bit at 27, to be honest, but 28? No chance.

Oh well that explains it, I've still got you on the old address with your last screen name as "Artmedia Bratislava 5-0 Celtic!"

Fuck have you got to on MSN these days anyway, Jamieson?

Not as catchy as the original tbh.

Was chatting to her on MSN earlier. Random as always.

...there's no limit?

is a dumb Aussie though

shouldn't be encouraging him to search other rectums with his head, as this is how the problems began in the first place

would be better off asking Gemmill, allegedly

is a hom

The women in my family last forever. Especially the Swedes. My gran's 93 next month and was still cycling to town and back until she had a minor stroke recently. Even now she refuses to "have some Bosnian girl come in and wash my hair for me". Meanwhile, the fellas have an uncanny knack of dying in their 50s.

Craig would only text back saying "Don't you mean 'love'? "

See, that's the problem I have with that song, my mother's more likely to say "Volvo IKEA smörgåsbord pickled herring, ja?" Or gibber a little then fall asleep on the sofa after another session at Wetherspoons with her vodkaholic Finnish friend Kristina.

In the absence of Gemmill, allow me to say "Now there's a surprise" on his behalf. How rude. I know. He's just a big bully.

Ahh, but it did have "Here Comes The Hotstepper" on the soundtrack. Murderer!

I actually found that quite interesting. I need to get out of financial translation ASAP...

In the absence of Gemmill, allow me to say "Now there's a surprise" on his behalf.

Know exactly what you mean mate, I was out in Germany for several years (and now live in the even more foreign environment of South London) and you just can't beat the feeling you get when you're back on home soil. Mind, I'm not sure about the air bit. Hope you have a cracking time.

Quite amazing how many clever boys on here scorn posters on Newcastle Online for making posts lacking in substance, or whatever, then you do exactly the same. OK, allow me to add some substance: You are a laughable old hypocrite. Please explain how ? While you are at it, a constructive comment on the subject of the thread wouldn't go amiss Based on what I quoted. People in glass houses and all that. And no, because you never bother reading what other people actually say.

Well exactly. I don't see how it's any different to lenders offering mortages tailored to the needs of first-time buyers or gay couples or any other group of people with different needs to Mr. and Mrs. 2-Kids-and-a-Dog.

Quite amazing how many clever boys on here scorn posters on Newcastle Online for making posts lacking in substance, or whatever, then you do exactly the same. OK, allow me to add some substance: You are a laughable old hypocrite.

The video report is inspired. The black spokesman brandishing a fork.

No point if you can't compare high scores for forum bragging rights.