Meenzer

You visiting Meenzer again this weekend? Mind he's busy this weekend what with shopping, chores and going to IKEA so the changes of you getting knacker deep in the brown stuff is slim to none! Saying that he's a cock-hungry Liberal so you could well hit the anal jackpot. I'm decidedly conservative when it comes to my hole, thank you very much.

The latter. I'm just about on to make it at the minute. It's not as if the customer will actually read what I'm doing, but you have to make a token effort...

Bastard deadline at 4:30, so I'm more than happy for time to tick by slowly...

I can't help it if mancy was too busy rehearsing his pronunciation of "korma" to bother listening to what everyone else was ordering

Hot dogs? Hamburgers?

It's all about the nutty goodness.

I'll be working in Offenbach until 6 (don't ask), but should have time for a swift Bierchen somewhere in central Frankfurt before heading out to Sportfeld...

Gerrin. See you in the police cells, or something.

Agreed, but I think I'd rather be blown up than be forced to rape members of my family. ugly aunty?

When in Frankfurt, do (as) the Frankfurters, that's my motto.

Just got my Frankfurt ticket through. How-vey ze läds!

"Partner" sounds far too businesslike for me. Meenzer & Partner, Bumming Associates.

Nije dobro.

Bella Emberg, man. Pure class.

I love Lou to bits, but I fully respect anyone who decides that us lot really aren't worth the effort.

Damien Rice - 9

"Meet George Jetson, his boy Elroy..."

Rolled around quick again, hasn't it? Mind, I've got a weekend of shopping, chores and bloody IKEA to look forward to, so I don't know why I'm so happy... Nearly finished reading 'Hey Nostradamus' btw Meenz. Absolute class. Did you ever read J-Pod? Aye, complete bloody waste of time it was. First real blot on his record, if you ask me. Canny gutted about that, it'll be the only novel of his I haven't read. Aye, well obviously don't take my word for it, but it felt like a Tesco Value re-hash of "Microserfs" to me and I'm really not sure why he's done it after looking like he was actually starting to mature a bit with "Hey Nostradamus" and "Eleanor Rigby". Have started re-reading the latter to improve my opinion of the fella again.

Rolled around quick again, hasn't it? Mind, I've got a weekend of shopping, chores and bloody IKEA to look forward to, so I don't know why I'm so happy... Nearly finished reading 'Hey Nostradamus' btw Meenz. Absolute class. Did you ever read J-Pod? Aye, complete bloody waste of time it was. First real blot on his record, if you ask me.

Rolled around quick again, hasn't it? Mind, I've got a weekend of shopping, chores and bloody IKEA to look forward to, so I don't know why I'm so happy...

Yeah, sorry mate, it was all a bit last-minute... I should be back some time in the spring, so I'll give you a shout then.

Surely answering the prayers of the Sugababes could only be a good thing? It's disturbing that you knew to quote the Sugarbabes And then there was the blatant Girls Aloud-ism in the first post...

Alreet! I was in Belgrade a couple of weeks ago. Canny place.