Meenzer

Cracking wheeze, Gromit!

There's no comedy injury he's immune from, is there?

James haircut looks like something from the 1940's The mad old bag lady next to me in the pub reckoned Rudolph Valentino. I say it was more Peter Mandelson...

Cheers for the reminder, I was about to leave the house without taking my meds. Hey Martin. Please forgive me for not texting last night. I can't make it out today. Things went a little better than I expected last night. Aha. No worries. Just heading Bond Street-wards now. I'll have an orange juice for you.

Cheers for the reminder, I was about to leave the house without taking my meds.

Oi, that's my pet grooming name for him!

Load of bollards tbh.

Cue everyone PM'ing random cock pics (that were taken from net, not your own ) to Gejon. Nothing yet, was expecting something from Meenzer at least! Done!

Well, in terms of identity and place in the world and all that. That was age 13 or 14 for me. Early developer?

Would've been so much cheaper if they all had Oyster cards.

Late birthday present. What, missing it? Was it that bad?

Aw, did I miss the action?

I think they ran one candidate in the last council elections in Newcastle - in Fawdon, if memory serves. Beat the Tories into 3rd place mind.

A simple yes or no would suffice Meenz! Well, discombobulating the diametric hypothesis would serve to extrapolate the underlying ectoplasmic dodecahedron and frankly they're both shite.

I'd already PRE-EMPTIVELY topped it in my previous post.

I really need to introduce you to my ex boss......eurovision boy Wrists that couldn't pick up an empty cardboard box no doubt?

Later with Jools Holland on BBC2. Lulu singing now () and Sara Tavares later. It's Eurovision-tastic.

Montenegro please.

Heading out for a mad one (well, as mad as it gets these days - a quiet meal and a mug of Horlicks) tomorrow night, so just going to kick back tonight, whip up a stir-fry and find a fillum to watch. Aye, this is for your birthday,yes? Martins told me he was going to get a goal just for you! I made a stir fry for the other half last week, i only had too mouths full, far to hot. Belatedly and indirectly for my birthday, aye. If it was actually my birthday, Martins'd be promising a double hat-trick and I'd be on the hot chocolate.

Heading out for a mad one (well, as mad as it gets these days - a quiet meal and a mug of Horlicks) tomorrow night, so just going to kick back tonight, whip up a stir-fry and find a fillum to watch.

That's the survival of the charv species guaranteed, now what about the human race?

Whew. Deadline met, more or less. My reward: a trip to the gym.

I know they generally pay bonuses in my company, but since I haven't worked for them for the whole year, I'm not expecting one. Wouldn't say no though...

My mate John (you remember him) was asking me just last night if I had to would I bot or be botted? Said if I had to I'd bot. What's your preference? Was getting a bit worried by his line of questioning as there's been a few ??? surrounding his sexuality in recent months, Wacky will testify to that! I'd never have thought it of him, a fine upstanding member of the community. Bot, incidentally. (Class verb. )

I'm well serv(ic)ed ta, but thanks for the "curiosity".