Meenzer

Don't know what the weather's going to be like tomorrow, by the way, but it's grey and damp here today.

Leaving tonight, working in Offenbach for a few days. Won't be in Frankfurt till gone 6pm on matchday, but that'll do for a few drinks. Sachsenhausen is probably best for pubs and that, but not on a direct train line to the ground, so it depends how much time you want to leave yourself really.

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Portuguese hip-hop

'Pregnant' man fined in SA court A South African man has been fined $140 for taking a week off work, telling his employers he was pregnant. Charles Sibindana, 27, stole a certificate from a clinic during his pregnant girlfriend's checkup, a court near Johannesburg heard. He then added his own details to the note and submitted it and took seven days off work, seemingly unaware that only women consult gynaecologists. His employers became suspicious and investigated the matter. On passing sentence Magistrate Bruno Van Eeden warned Mr Sibindana "not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists" as if he was pregnant, the South African Press Association news agency reported.

Lene Marlin - My Love A wee bit intimate and wistful for lunchtime listening, but what the heck.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. I enjoy delaying penetration till they are shivering with want. With buff men? Oh I see I've jumped in at the wrong moment. There's never a wrong moment to turn to the dark side.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. Aye, yous lot do tend to be canny buff like. You sound a bit dismissive of it all though. Do you prefer a bear then, Martin? Definitely not a bearhugger like. A normal-looking bloke who knows how to look after himself a bit but isn't body-obsessed is fine by me (and it's not like I'm in any position to demand much ). But apparently this makes me strange and unusual in homo circles. Figure that one out.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail.

L.A. face with the Oakland booty, y'all.

"Hello, my name is Nigel..." No it isn't you lying twat. It's when they pronounce it "Niggle" that you start to get suspicious.

What, not only am I not allowed to spell it T-e-h for comedy value, but the automated txtspk-zapper fucks up the capitalisation too? How rude

the Gays love her. Although you could get some great entertainment by locking a Madonna Gayer and a Kylie Gayer in a room and letting the cameras roll.

I don't really think of balsamic as 'vinegar', the only true vinegar is malt. But balsamico is fantastico () on salads. Got a tomato, cucumber, mozzarella, pine nuts, pesto and balsamic vinegar special lined up for lunch the day.

Class

The Hazzards - Gay Boyfriend It's glittertastic, folks.

God no. Can you imagine the high-pitched squeaking?

Rather see Joe Pasquale in the boxing ring tbh

You know Meenzer will be like a gay with a sore bum when he see's that rash generalisation!!! As a Guardian-reading lib-dem gay (not sure about the intellectual bit), I couldn't possibly comment...

An album by that nice young lad Alex Parks.

Heading out for a mad one (well, as mad as it gets these days - a quiet meal and a mug of Horlicks) tomorrow night, so just going to kick back tonight, whip up a stir-fry and find a fillum to watch. Aye, this is for your birthday,yes? Martins told me he was going to get a goal just for you! I made a stir fry for the other half last week, i only had too mouths full, far to hot. Belatedly and indirectly for my birthday, aye. If it was actually my birthday, Martins'd be promising a double hat-trick and I'd be on the hot chocolate. He did get you one. Bastid linesman.

I did have a pang of pre-emptive guilt while writing that. You're like the Catholic Church or something.

Meanwhile, Alan Green on the radio is still a total and utter cunt. Someone needs to tell him that, even if you have a good point (which is rare in his case), it doesn't get any better if you repeat it incessantly for two minutes with your stupid whiny voice getting higher and higher each time. Twat.