Meenzer

I like the cut of your jib! You coming on to Meenzer? I thought I noticed a wet patch like.

Evening all. I'm in Hamburg. Arrived this morning, going back tomorrow morning, no hotel or any kind of sleep planned inbetween times. Bring it on.

Bit of a cack-handed effort, but festive greetings from Alf anyway

Went out with a girl once.

No, we're all 14, particularly Rob and Noelie. Whereas he's been going to matches since 1892. Weren't you here when he distributed the handouts for quick 'n' eezy reference?

You're just happy to accept mediocrity, Rob.

That's a canny idea actually. Though I would be saying that since I work from home.

Oooo... tactical error!

You can sod off with your common sense.

I suppose it's better than huddling round someone else's...

Who'd have thought it, a career plan!

Well OK then, a convenient pile of dung to stick the bottles in for insulation?

Ahh, but is it refrigerated?

Mogwai - Ex-Cowboy (live at the Astoria 1998)

LE SIB can do ANYTHING.

If it's not Matalan I don't want to know, dahling.

Shrinking land masses, too

It's away though.

I'd remember her from her real name, I imagine. Can't remember a Chicken Head though. I dread to think who it might've been.

The big drongo.

Can't cope with proper Englo, complicated grammo or too many syllabos.

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. I wish the same could be said about translators. I'm off to our office Christmas bash tonight. In Nottingham. I'm thinking of taking a book to read.

...is how I read the headline on BBC News. The second line being "parliament". I think I need to go to bed.

If someone asked me to sum up the essence of Toontastic, I'd probably point them to this thread.