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Damien Rice - 9

"Meet George Jetson, his boy Elroy..."

Rolled around quick again, hasn't it? Mind, I've got a weekend of shopping, chores and bloody IKEA to look forward to, so I don't know why I'm so happy... Nearly finished reading 'Hey Nostradamus' btw Meenz. Absolute class. Did you ever read J-Pod? Aye, complete bloody waste of time it was. First real blot on his record, if you ask me. Canny gutted about that, it'll be the only novel of his I haven't read. Aye, well obviously don't take my word for it, but it felt like a Tesco Value re-hash of "Microserfs" to me and I'm really not sure why he's done it after looking like he was actually starting to mature a bit with "Hey Nostradamus" and "Eleanor Rigby". Have started re-reading the latter to improve my opinion of the fella again.

Rolled around quick again, hasn't it? Mind, I've got a weekend of shopping, chores and bloody IKEA to look forward to, so I don't know why I'm so happy... Nearly finished reading 'Hey Nostradamus' btw Meenz. Absolute class. Did you ever read J-Pod? Aye, complete bloody waste of time it was. First real blot on his record, if you ask me.

Rolled around quick again, hasn't it? Mind, I've got a weekend of shopping, chores and bloody IKEA to look forward to, so I don't know why I'm so happy...

Yeah, sorry mate, it was all a bit last-minute... I should be back some time in the spring, so I'll give you a shout then.

Surely answering the prayers of the Sugababes could only be a good thing? It's disturbing that you knew to quote the Sugarbabes And then there was the blatant Girls Aloud-ism in the first post...

Alreet! I was in Belgrade a couple of weeks ago. Canny place.

Aye, I've just officially foregone "mid-20s". Was hanging onto it a bit at 27, to be honest, but 28? No chance.

Oh well that explains it, I've still got you on the old address with your last screen name as "Artmedia Bratislava 5-0 Celtic!"

Fuck have you got to on MSN these days anyway, Jamieson?

Not as catchy as the original tbh.

Was chatting to her on MSN earlier. Random as always.

...there's no limit?

is a dumb Aussie though

shouldn't be encouraging him to search other rectums with his head, as this is how the problems began in the first place

would be better off asking Gemmill, allegedly

is a hom

The women in my family last forever. Especially the Swedes. My gran's 93 next month and was still cycling to town and back until she had a minor stroke recently. Even now she refuses to "have some Bosnian girl come in and wash my hair for me". Meanwhile, the fellas have an uncanny knack of dying in their 50s.

Craig would only text back saying "Don't you mean 'love'? "

See, that's the problem I have with that song, my mother's more likely to say "Volvo IKEA smörgåsbord pickled herring, ja?" Or gibber a little then fall asleep on the sofa after another session at Wetherspoons with her vodkaholic Finnish friend Kristina.

In the absence of Gemmill, allow me to say "Now there's a surprise" on his behalf. How rude. I know. He's just a big bully.

Ahh, but it did have "Here Comes The Hotstepper" on the soundtrack. Murderer!