Meenzer

I really need to introduce you to my ex boss......eurovision boy Wrists that couldn't pick up an empty cardboard box no doubt?

Later with Jools Holland on BBC2. Lulu singing now () and Sara Tavares later. It's Eurovision-tastic.

Montenegro please.

Heading out for a mad one (well, as mad as it gets these days - a quiet meal and a mug of Horlicks) tomorrow night, so just going to kick back tonight, whip up a stir-fry and find a fillum to watch. Aye, this is for your birthday,yes? Martins told me he was going to get a goal just for you! I made a stir fry for the other half last week, i only had too mouths full, far to hot. Belatedly and indirectly for my birthday, aye. If it was actually my birthday, Martins'd be promising a double hat-trick and I'd be on the hot chocolate.

Heading out for a mad one (well, as mad as it gets these days - a quiet meal and a mug of Horlicks) tomorrow night, so just going to kick back tonight, whip up a stir-fry and find a fillum to watch.

That's the survival of the charv species guaranteed, now what about the human race?

Whew. Deadline met, more or less. My reward: a trip to the gym.

I know they generally pay bonuses in my company, but since I haven't worked for them for the whole year, I'm not expecting one. Wouldn't say no though...

My mate John (you remember him) was asking me just last night if I had to would I bot or be botted? Said if I had to I'd bot. What's your preference? Was getting a bit worried by his line of questioning as there's been a few ??? surrounding his sexuality in recent months, Wacky will testify to that! I'd never have thought it of him, a fine upstanding member of the community. Bot, incidentally. (Class verb. )

I'm well serv(ic)ed ta, but thanks for the "curiosity".

Naah, I always factor in at least ten minutes' forum time per hour of graft.

You visiting Meenzer again this weekend? Mind he's busy this weekend what with shopping, chores and going to IKEA so the changes of you getting knacker deep in the brown stuff is slim to none! Saying that he's a cock-hungry Liberal so you could well hit the anal jackpot. I'm decidedly conservative when it comes to my hole, thank you very much.

The latter. I'm just about on to make it at the minute. It's not as if the customer will actually read what I'm doing, but you have to make a token effort...

Bastard deadline at 4:30, so I'm more than happy for time to tick by slowly...

I can't help it if mancy was too busy rehearsing his pronunciation of "korma" to bother listening to what everyone else was ordering

Hot dogs? Hamburgers?

It's all about the nutty goodness.

I'll be working in Offenbach until 6 (don't ask), but should have time for a swift Bierchen somewhere in central Frankfurt before heading out to Sportfeld...

Gerrin. See you in the police cells, or something.

Agreed, but I think I'd rather be blown up than be forced to rape members of my family. ugly aunty?

When in Frankfurt, do (as) the Frankfurters, that's my motto.

Just got my Frankfurt ticket through. How-vey ze läds!

"Partner" sounds far too businesslike for me. Meenzer & Partner, Bumming Associates.

Nije dobro.

Bella Emberg, man. Pure class.