Meenzer

To be fair, he does hate Longstaff and all Dutch people too.

Or just slap a Sal Solo bald cap on him

That's more than Bruno got marra

Narrative, eh?

Ghost of Agatha Christie: "What the fuck's a mobile phone?"

There you go

[running baconshed.exe . . . ]

And Yewtree

Psychic Magedia, marra

With competition from "Everything's 1999 lira" next-door

The sales tax thing over there is so weird, mind.

Underrated bop

I got it at Christmas 2019 and still haven't read it. I think I've been subconsciously putting it off during the pandemic because it'd have been too depressing reading about happy days during the doom and gloom of the Covid end times. Might finally be time to rectify that...

Is is too late for a DNA test?

That any clearer?

Was thinking the same, aye

He came 2nd, ahead of UKIP.

All the best Rents, look after yourself mate.

Mind, full marks to whoever successfully submitted this to the acronyms section of thefreedictionary.com

what's your favourite kind of transsexual? FTM

Remember where you heard it last.

Art, dahling.

Watching an old episode of Bullseye on Challenge. Jim Bowen: "And what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "I grade carrots." Different times, different times