Meenzer

Canny

Magic

Fucking hell, 1-2 already.

Class

Milner anywhere, N'Zogbia bench

Yes, but you can't listen to Premiership coverage outside the UK. Licence reasons.

Looks like Five Live do have it, but obviously that's no use to anyone outside the UK...

Five Live seemed to imply (10 minutes ago or so) that it would be their main game today, but they're still going around the grounds now...

blesssss...fuckwit Cheers, pisshead.

I've just been stood up. Well, sort of. Was going to meet a (Geordie) mate for drinks round about now, having seen everyone else I was going to see in Hamburg, but he's cried off so instead I'm online at the internet café that was my hangout for basically my entire uni year abroad. Which has a certain retro charm. Place closes at 4 local time so I guess I'll kick about till then and go get some breakfast after that. On the way to the airport. Fuck's sake.

Eh?

I like the cut of your jib! You coming on to Meenzer? I thought I noticed a wet patch like.

Evening all. I'm in Hamburg. Arrived this morning, going back tomorrow morning, no hotel or any kind of sleep planned inbetween times. Bring it on.

Bit of a cack-handed effort, but festive greetings from Alf anyway

Went out with a girl once.

No, we're all 14, particularly Rob and Noelie. Whereas he's been going to matches since 1892. Weren't you here when he distributed the handouts for quick 'n' eezy reference?

You're just happy to accept mediocrity, Rob.

That's a canny idea actually. Though I would be saying that since I work from home.

Oooo... tactical error!

You can sod off with your common sense.

I suppose it's better than huddling round someone else's...

Who'd have thought it, a career plan!

Well OK then, a convenient pile of dung to stick the bottles in for insulation?

Ahh, but is it refrigerated?

Mogwai - Ex-Cowboy (live at the Astoria 1998)