Meenzer

Well it'd be a new experience for both of us. I hope...

Bugger me, a lecture from J69 about prejudice.

As well as writing his fan club newsletters in the Journal every other day, Luke Edwards must be scripting Dyer's press quotes too. Yeuch.

1. Only after a few drinks 2. You can play games on it 3. Fuck no 4. Fuck yeah 5. No, we get Gemmill to threaten to sit on them and that generally scares them off

Sufjan Stevens - Songs For Christmas It only just arrived.

He's avaricious for not waving back? Think you may have tried to use the wrong long word there, Brock... Must be applying for the vacant Deputy Editor slot at the Fish Newspaper Group. bog off Europhile Jealous of my ability to misuse long words in four different languages?

That's just daft. Surely you entered into some kind of binding agreement with them by virtue of purchasing the original ticket? Mind, I'm sure there'll be small print somewhere telling you that you'll have to mortgage your soul prior to going through security, etc. I'll give credit to that Swedish low-fare mob who mucked me around a while back, at least they had the good grace to reply to my letter and offer me an open ticket for any date in the next year instead of the unusable outgoing flight that they changed. Admittedly, the likelihood of me wanting to go to Gothenburg again in the next 12 months is highly minimal, but it's closer to customer service than you tend to get from Stelios's merry orange gang or those cheeky Oirish thieves...

Can't you still hang for that in Utah?

He's avaricious for not waving back? Think you may have tried to use the wrong long word there, Brock... Must be applying for the vacant Deputy Editor slot at the Fish Newspaper Group.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Speak for yourself, but I'm English. And British.

Got up on time this morning, then promptly fell asleep on the sofa. I shall be working flat-out* until close of business today. *for values of "flat-out" including "while surfing the Internet incessantly"

My eyes hurt. God, English is a stupid language sometimes.

You can't beat the sense of achievement when you can take a dump in your own house with the bathroom door open. Or when you spunk into the sink after a 5 knuckle shuffle! Fantastic. To be fair, you'd do that at anyone's house. house, place of work, school.... ...funeral, wedding, royal honours ceremony...

You can't beat the sense of achievement when you can take a dump in your own house with the bathroom door open. Or when you spunk into the sink after a 5 knuckle shuffle! Fantastic. To be fair, you'd do that at anyone's house.

Sodding marvellous.

Only if you have charvatastic tastes in the first place. Some of us do it in style baby. (And I'm still talking about Christmas decorations too.)

And to think he used to claim the H stood for "Hyperactive".

That's just Asprilla's foreskin's World Cup song

Got to be worth a £12m bid on the last day of the transfer window, I reckon.

It's a man's game tbh.

They dress you in a burqa and put you in a locked room with SMO, Wacky and an industrial-sized tub of KY.

Old name: Martin Meenzer Gangsta name: Pop A Cock In Yo' Ass Damn, it's good.

Shepherd: "Geordie Bitches Are Ruff"

It's only 3 pages man!

I have a dream So do we need a Rosa Barks to not give up her seat then? And a James Persian Gray to assassinate King on behalf of the reactionary feline... oh sod it.