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Don't tempt him. Unless you want to...

not quite everyone it seems emo-boy Maybe I'm being slow, but wasn't Mark talking about you there?

Depends. Is it wearing tight trousers?

Grand to see you again, Mr. Roll.

You wouldn't think playing 3 at the back would leave gaping holes in the defence or anything.

A team of geriatric Geordie cripples would have kept Birmingham down to 3. Or at least have provided some entertainment along the way.

Bloody hell. Should've had this wrapped up in the first match and all.

Wireless internet from their seats-for-life at White Hart Lane?

Crowd of 26,099 apparently. Gemmill would've added at least 200 to that.

That they are. Have filled 'em halfway up with beads in various shades of blue and they look mighty purdy.

Aaaaand the excuse is....... dementia!

Aye, and as far as I can remember they used to be dirt cheap aswell compared to Walkers. You'd always get flavours that the other brands would never touch like Yogurt and Piss or Sea Salt and Placenta Reminds me of when we persuaded the girls at primary school that Hedgehog Crisps were made of bits of real hedgehog. I saw a program called "Road Kill Chef" last night which did everything it said on the tin. Some people are sick. You assume that really would involve eating jagged pebbles and other assorted grit.

Typical multitasking woman, on the phone to her best friend bragging about how she's just murdered her bloke while simultaneously washing the blood out of her clothes and frying up his liver for supper. Can't trust 'em.

I'm busy playing the "let's see what excuse Steve comes up with for not going to the pub this time" game.

ASS out of yoU and ME. U don't say.

I don't think anyone wants a boring uber post about global warming from me. Too right. I think we want an explanation about what you meant by stepping out into the sunlight. I think I know btw, and know why you are avoiding answering the question. Leazes couldn't do better. Only fools assume my dear. Tell you what then, tell me what you meant and I'll stop assuming. You assume he knows what he meant.

Canny bag. mention woor lass again and I will be doon your place

ASSUME makes a TWAT out of ALL OF US.

Canny bag.

Deeper Shade of Brown tbh Looks like there's a new pretender to Walliver's "Honorary Gayer" throne...

Aye, and as far as I can remember they used to be dirt cheap aswell compared to Walkers. You'd always get flavours that the other brands would never touch like Yogurt and Piss or Sea Salt and Placenta Reminds me of when we persuaded the girls at primary school that Hedgehog Crisps were made of bits of real hedgehog.

He's too busy doing the Parky strut

His summers spent helping out down the local day care centre for visually-impaired albinos.