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Did I ever say congrats on that, Zath? If not, congrats. Hell, even if so, congrats again.

Middle class cock tastes better though. At least they know how to wash.

The adverts are bad enough. But the prices....

Not if you call me ginger you're not dicksplash! I've got your ticket remember. Pah, I know where you get chips. You could blindfold yourself and stick a pin in the "Takeaway and Fast Food" section of the Yellow Pages and find somewhere Gemmill gets chips.

laughing my ass off oh my god owned laughing out loud

And the Ipswich Ripper makes exceedingly good wakes.

That night I was suffering the office Christmas "party" in my then-new job in Mainz and getting text updates from an increasingly bemused (and inebriated) friend back home. Time flies...

Life with a minimum of 40 years apparently

Ooo!

* Dresden Dennis * Porthole * Swedish * AFC New Wii On eBay * Bear Shit * Porkfull * No * Sputnik Caesarean * Vindaloo Sauce.... Rovers. Do I win?

Shit.

Just because his jaw looks disjointed doesn't mean I'm responsible! I'm proud of the fella though, banging talentless Romanian "singers" on the side like that. The fella's clearly a Eurovision fan at heart.

no, it's Tommy-Lee Jones' nephew though isnt it Tom's little nipper though? Jesus's brother tbh

About a month a murder isn't it? Some applies though.

Life/40 years, apparently.

I may or may not have bought the cassette single of that from Woolies for 49p.

As opposed to the high heels the rest of us wear about the place, I suppose. Mind you...

Greeks being oversensitive as usual. </xenophobia>

The "RANDOM" capitalisation of the KEY words in the SENTENCE?

That can't be Gemmill, he wouldn't let himself be seen in public without a scrap of girly cashmere on him.

Even the posters look awful.

'You' named Time's person of 2006 "You" have been named as Time magazine's Person of the Year for the growth and influence of user-generated content on the internet. The US magazine praised the public for "seizing the reins of the global media" and filling the web's virtual world. Time has been giving its controversial awards since 1927, aiming to identify those who most affect the news. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Chinese leader Hu Jintao and North Korea's Kim Jong-il were 2006 runners. Microsoft founder Bill Gates, his wife Melinda and rock star Bono won the accolade last year and recent winners also include President George W Bush in 2004, and "The American Soldier" in 2003. The magazine said naming a collectivity rather than an individual reflected the way the internet was shifting the balance of power within the media through blogs, videos and social networks. Time cited websites such as YouTube, Facebook, MySpace and Wikipedia, which allow users to interact with the web by uploading and publishing their own comments, videos, pictures and links. "It's about the many wresting power from the few and helping one another for nothing and how that will not only change the world, but also change the way the world changes," Time magazine's Lev Grossman writes. Time praised the tool that made such broad collaboration possible - the web. "It's a tool for bringing together the small contributions of millions of people and making them matter," Mr Grossman said. Time aims to pick "the person or persons who most affected the news and our lives, for good or for ill". Previous winners have often sparked controversy - including Adolf Hitler in 1938 and, in 1979, Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini.

I'm not sure what's more annoying, Americans who think they're Irish or Americans who think they're German... Sure the beer's class though.

Mainz lost 4-0 at home to Bayern and are looking increasingly doomed. And Hamburg still can't buy a win - 3-3 away to Aachen, for gawd's sake.