Meenzer

Got up on time this morning, then promptly fell asleep on the sofa. I shall be working flat-out* until close of business today. *for values of "flat-out" including "while surfing the Internet incessantly"

My eyes hurt. God, English is a stupid language sometimes.

You can't beat the sense of achievement when you can take a dump in your own house with the bathroom door open. Or when you spunk into the sink after a 5 knuckle shuffle! Fantastic. To be fair, you'd do that at anyone's house. house, place of work, school.... ...funeral, wedding, royal honours ceremony...

You can't beat the sense of achievement when you can take a dump in your own house with the bathroom door open. Or when you spunk into the sink after a 5 knuckle shuffle! Fantastic. To be fair, you'd do that at anyone's house.

Sodding marvellous.

Only if you have charvatastic tastes in the first place. Some of us do it in style baby. (And I'm still talking about Christmas decorations too.)

And to think he used to claim the H stood for "Hyperactive".

That's just Asprilla's foreskin's World Cup song

Got to be worth a £12m bid on the last day of the transfer window, I reckon.

It's a man's game tbh.

They dress you in a burqa and put you in a locked room with SMO, Wacky and an industrial-sized tub of KY.

Old name: Martin Meenzer Gangsta name: Pop A Cock In Yo' Ass Damn, it's good.

Shepherd: "Geordie Bitches Are Ruff"

It's only 3 pages man!

I have a dream So do we need a Rosa Barks to not give up her seat then? And a James Persian Gray to assassinate King on behalf of the reactionary feline... oh sod it.

I always make a wide arc around pensioners. Freaks them out.

Just went out and got myself a pack of Revels and scoffed them in a couple of minutes with a mug of coffee. Bastids.

Wasn't bad, just a bit pointless. Came across like something more suited to a stage play or fan fiction than a full-blown TV special.

Is there a major difference in price between them all? If not, I can't see any reason to go for anything other than Newcastle Central... the latter might give you problems with parking, but then you'd have that if you drove into town for the match from the other ones anyway...

albeit with a smaller cock

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Unless it's a hatstand. That'd be a bit uncomfortable in the long run.

Excellent news mate. Not even thinking about that particular step myself until I can get out of London.

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Independence, endeavour and having any kind of ambition in life are sorely overrated.

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