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amusing the kind of retards like yourself and emo boy tbh people who don't know the difference between, lego, stickle bricks and sylvanian i'm not gay mam really families That's thooper.

Doesn't make it bad either, though. Unless you hate the constituent parts in the first place, obviously.

Come on, you're losing your touch

When I saw the thread title I assumed we'd signed him.

Wey if that final result includes a basketball score then you really are all shite.

Naughty! Yes please though.

Cauldron stuff is lush generally. Some of their pâtés and stuff are fantastic.

The fella's away this weekend so I'll be able to cook something with actual spices in it. Gerrin!

Don't get that one. Better?

It strikes me that I've more or less only ever been with* glasses-wearers. Maybe "good eyesight" is on the same gene as "attraction to blart". * Yes, Alex, euphemism.

Karaoke upstairs at the Dog.

Contenders... ready! Gladiators.... ready! 3... 2... 1... *parp*

Aye, lasagna's on the menu here. I could try deep-frying it?

HOM FIGHT! Bagsy the pink handbag.

....And had you been my son you'd have been severely dealt with Howay, they land on their feet anyway unless you butter them first.

I think I probably want to punch him, but the song's not bad.

Mind, as one of the free London papers reported with a straight face yesterday under its "TRAVEL CHAOS!!!1!" headline, "The road accidents began even before the snow started." Maybe they're just shite drivers* in the first place. * No, Alex, not a euphemism.

Fuck me.

True.

Aye, I loved John Madden on the Megadrive despite not having a bloody clue about the game.

Good spot! Now I can even use the word "teh" in an ironic and highly amusing way without having my spolling corackted.

Who needs Dr Seuss? Haiku is a noble art Not just slant-eyed wank

There once was a lady in purple Who went on a diet for a month When given an orange And seven pieces of silver She said "You'd better give me an eighth"

That'd be a first.

Since Alex mentioned it, let's bring this thread Hurtling right back from the dead!