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Marvellous!

Never mind GOLD, can we have a RAINBOW forum for this one?

Gemmillist!

Well the Lib Dems thought it'd be nice to let one of their lady councillors take the job for a year... and then they looked at their pool of lady councillors and realised, well, that's about the best you're going to get

Oooo, hello About time we started to even up the Ugly Gap in the squad. Reckon we can still farm Milner out to Villa?

I'll bet it actually pained you to write that sentence So true.

Yeah, I don't remember getting homework until middle school and it hasint effected me in the slitest.

That makes more sense now. Besides, who wants Altona anyway?

I've got it in my head that Altona, at least, was properly Danish at some point or other.

Trying that Joanna Newsom's album. Nice enough, but I don't understand why it's got a reputation for being so "difficult", it sounds pretty standard to me.

"But ain't half of them Pakis?"

A casino in Middlesborough. The very thought is absurd. Indeed. What's wrong with lottery scratchcards?

"HSV Hamburg" just reminds me of when German commentators say "Arsenal London"

Gotta love Pauli. Even if they are as shite as their tops are brown.

Germany as we know it barely existed back then anyway, so it's a moot point really. It'd be like going to Kaliningrad and telling them they're all German or something.

Ditto "Bloke Crashes Fast Car", to be honest.

And after all that, it's gone to Manchester.

Impossible level is dangerous. Got to 25000 before sustaining a hit, but then I started to get some serious carpal tunnel foreshadowing so thought I'd best stop

Argh, I have far too much work on my plate to indulge in this. I'm blatantly going to anyway, aren't I?

Where on the stair? Right there!

I hadn't thought of it that way actually. That specific part of town (i.e. North Greenwich) is kind of eerie - it's still London, so never quiet enough to be called a ghost down, but it's certainly got a slightly deserted feel to it. That particular need for development notwithstanding, though, Blackpool could obviously do with a hot cash injection too.

The verb "verschlimmbessern".

Hints of Rooney and Henry too, apparently.