Meenzer

Canny bag.

Deeper Shade of Brown tbh Looks like there's a new pretender to Walliver's "Honorary Gayer" throne...

Aye, and as far as I can remember they used to be dirt cheap aswell compared to Walkers. You'd always get flavours that the other brands would never touch like Yogurt and Piss or Sea Salt and Placenta Reminds me of when we persuaded the girls at primary school that Hedgehog Crisps were made of bits of real hedgehog.

He's too busy doing the Parky strut

His summers spent helping out down the local day care centre for visually-impaired albinos.

It is a bit like talking to blind people in a dark room while you stand in a sunlit doorway. When the seagulls follow the trawler, eet ees because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

Is that a euphemism? Doubt it.

It's hard to see past plain salted kettle chips.

11.10.86 Manchester C h 3-1 1-1 21,780 10 2 2 6 8 18 8 Kelly; McDonald, Wharton; McCreery, Roeder, Anderson; Stephenson, Gascoigne, Cunningham, Beardsley, Stewart G: McDonald, Gascoigne, Cunningham A deceptive start to an inauspicious few years. Don't really remember much about the game itself, my memories of going to matches around that time are more a general mishmash of impressions that could have come from any of them really.

I'm quite partial to a Cheesy Wotsit.

Users of forum in "castigated for using forum as forum has always been used" shocker

I've been looking at hard drive recorder type things recently, I've got so much stuff taking up space on video that could be converted into a wallet's worth of DVDs. Something with decent editing capabilities is important, hence the need for a HD. Probably just be a skinflint as usual and wait until they come down even further in price though...

H & Jo for Eurovision in a Jemini-style fiasco. It's written in the stars. Maybe the song could have an overtly xenophobic theme.

Surely only J69 can do that?

Whitley Warriors

We don't just tempt fate, we actively taunt it.

No, thanks. I just have amazing taste in music. Edit: if you can be bothered searching I even started a thread somewhere about having sex with a girl - that's quite hetero tbh. Yeah but SMO does that regularly. I was gonna post that but I'd already made one joke about him being in the closet. No prizes for guessing why they call Wacky the straight man. He's about the right height to be the bedside table. I bet his head's square enough to balance the lube on and all.

10p to African orphans for each orgasm. You know it makes sense.

No no, I never said Lene considered herself oh-so-serious. It's when the Girlzzzz cover her stuff that the sense of humour flies out the window.

Aye, I'll leave the closet door on the latch as I mince out. Poor old SMO though, wouldn't even meet me on Gosforth High Street at Christmas for fear of being taken under the thumb in ways he can only imagine. Every night while his lass tries to keep her teeth in check. . Walli mate, the Lene Nystrøm sounds just like the kind of thing Girls Aloud will cover in several albums' time and claim as their own because it's oh-so-serious rather than plain daft, which is what pop music's meant to be about. Whatever happened to Daphne and Celeste anyway?

Dammit, nerdskillz triumph over social interaction again!

Martin stirs below. Well, when your options are along the lines of: ...I think even I'd make an exception.

I don't think it was even 6 minutes. I'd only go beyond, ooh, half an hour if I really wanted to get into his pants.

Hence no sharp edges.