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I'll have you know it's worth 50 house points for Hufflepuff!

Aye Are you sure you didn't dream it? It was in the period just after my mam and dad divorced when EVERY Sunday without fail (unless we'd exhausted all the PG/15 films) we would go for Sunday dinner and to the pictures with my dad, so I probably overdosed on it tbh. Are you sure your dad didn't just take you to a darkened room to visit your dodgy uncle and his "Geronimo"?

amusing the kind of retards like yourself and emo boy tbh people who don't know the difference between, lego, stickle bricks and sylvanian i'm not gay mam really families That's thooper.

Doesn't make it bad either, though. Unless you hate the constituent parts in the first place, obviously.

Come on, you're losing your touch

When I saw the thread title I assumed we'd signed him.

Wey if that final result includes a basketball score then you really are all shite.

Naughty! Yes please though.

Cauldron stuff is lush generally. Some of their pâtés and stuff are fantastic.

The fella's away this weekend so I'll be able to cook something with actual spices in it. Gerrin!

Don't get that one. Better?

It strikes me that I've more or less only ever been with* glasses-wearers. Maybe "good eyesight" is on the same gene as "attraction to blart". * Yes, Alex, euphemism.

Karaoke upstairs at the Dog.

Contenders... ready! Gladiators.... ready! 3... 2... 1... *parp*

Aye, lasagna's on the menu here. I could try deep-frying it?

HOM FIGHT! Bagsy the pink handbag.

....And had you been my son you'd have been severely dealt with Howay, they land on their feet anyway unless you butter them first.

I think I probably want to punch him, but the song's not bad.

Mind, as one of the free London papers reported with a straight face yesterday under its "TRAVEL CHAOS!!!1!" headline, "The road accidents began even before the snow started." Maybe they're just shite drivers* in the first place. * No, Alex, not a euphemism.

Fuck me.

True.

Aye, I loved John Madden on the Megadrive despite not having a bloody clue about the game.

Good spot! Now I can even use the word "teh" in an ironic and highly amusing way without having my spolling corackted.

Who needs Dr Seuss? Haiku is a noble art Not just slant-eyed wank

There once was a lady in purple Who went on a diet for a month When given an orange And seven pieces of silver She said "You'd better give me an eighth"