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Bollocks man, Sima's had as much stick on here as anyone I can think of. *ahem* OK, he's had as much stick on here as any other vaguely legitimate Newcastle fan I can think of.

Why is a flemish team's website in dutch? Because, as the text you copied and pasted says, Dutch is an official language of Belgium?

Bollocks man, Sima's had as much stick on here as anyone I can think of.

"Male, sending pictures of own cock to big hairy bloke masquerading as 'Amanda'"

I'm also quite fond of: Roses are blue Violets are pink I think my monitor's On the blink

Ah romance.

Ghostsmut - Gas Panic http://download.yousendit.com/38654159634CF2C0

Aye, i've done far worse. Hell, I've probably done ones with bigger tits too

...all my base are belong to you. Happy V-Day all!

Maximilian Hecker - Help Me

fuck me its Master Chef a half price tray of stir fry veg? you live in Lahndahn for fecks sake yet every time I watch Eastenders Martins able to bunk off and leave the stall with that bloke who works the record stall (which surprisinlgy hasnt been hit by the internet music revelation yet) or Stacey from the clothes stall and funnily enough Staceys quite happy to leave her stall in the hands of a bloke who sells spuds for a living.... anyways I digress maybe you should be getting your arse down the market and buying some courgettes, mushrooms, spring onions, bit of savoy cabbage and some water chestnuts before tossing it all into a wok and sizzling for a while not making do with some prepackaged shite from Tesco's. Hang on, do the last 13 pages of this thread not demonstrate that I'm perfectly capable of making a meal from scratch when I feel like it? And yet I get patronised for paying 60p to cut a corner rather than going down to Lewisham Market to pay twice as much for the same ingredients and have to deal with Cockneys into the bargain. Forgive me for I have sinned.

Picked up a half-price tray of Chinese stir fry veg from Tesco today - apparently because of Chinese New Year - so I'll be getting some chicken and spicy sauce on the go later to accompany it.

It is the way they sing it with no pauses or metre. "Walk on walk on with hope in your heart and you'll never walk alone you'll neeeever walk alone". I realise educational standards aren't the highest in that part of the world, but you'd think they'd have heard of punctuation.

five current facts about you ***WITH SPOILERS***

Your more than welcome It's not far from your place of work its at The Old Fox Train fare from London would be a bit steep for me to be in attendance, but if you want to try it out beforehand on a sad bastard pub quizzer then... ...I'm sure Cath would be more than happy to help. And me, of course.

And Cath did just that tbf, foregoing her ninth pint of Guinness if memory serves. There was an old saying back in the old Manchester days. Two pints of Guinness and I'm anybodys, 3 pints and I'm everybody's. Not true at all, obviously, but I do like a pint of the black stuff You can't drink a pint of Bovril!

That's an impressive canopy.

I know this doesn't belong here, I just think it's class (like everything by this fella) and can't be bothered to dredge up an old Iraq/Bush thread for it.

you serisously want to do something romantic? Treat her properly, make her favourite dinner (even if it's a fry-up), take her for drinks in her favourite bar, take her to watch a play or a movie or a band that she likes, take her to a hotel and roger her fucking brains out. Awww, you see? You've got the right idea! How come you never have any luck with women then? I was going to say, large swathes of that are more or less what Brock's actually doing, so I'm worried for the lad now.

Man City's looking a distinct possibility for me too.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_one_l...starting_with_A I love uncyclopedia

I know nothing. 1 Schalke 48 2 Bremen 42 3 Stuttgart 41 4 Bayern 37 5 Nürnberg 33 6 Hertha Berlin 33 7 Leverkusen 29 8 Hannover 27 9 Dortmund 25 10 Wolfsburg 24 11 Bielefeld 23 12 Frankfurt 23 13 Cottbus 22 14 Mainz 21 15 Aachen 20 ------------------- 16 M'gladbach 20 17 Bochum 20 18 Hamburg 18

Me sir, me me me! "Any Way You Look" was a cracking little summery number. Did fuck-all though, I don't think they lasted much after that.

I suppose it depends on what your benchmark is. Those of us who've "only" been going to SJP for 20 years, say, would probably say we're at a reasonable level right now - not fantastic, not awful - and should be striving for a significant improvement to help take us back to the levels we achieved under Keegan and Robson. A vocal minority of those of us who were born in 1732 and attended our pre-season tours of Outer Mongolia and Saturn while still in the womb, however, seem to prefer to use mediocrity as a benchmark and would be happy with scraping into 17th place every season because it's "better than how things used to be".

actually had to annex the cupboard beside mine... I'm like the Kitchen equivalent of Germany. I did that at uni, but only because the other lads on my corridor had about two saucepans between them and only ever ate kebabs and toast.