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The 10% rule is immediately skewed by the "football fan" attribute, I suspect.

Which (a) is fucking fantastic when you eat it over there, and ( has been largely corrupted to an inedible mess in the UK.

Pickled toenail is a Balkan delicacy, I'll have you know.

Sounds good! I've got 2 weeks to take between now and April. I feel a spring break coming on Rah! Care to join me in Belgrade for the Serbian Eurovision final? That's the best offer I've had in the last half hour, so who knows? Would the prospect of 1-litre bottles of wine for 80p help? Sometimes they don't even have bits of grape skin floating in them...

Sounds good! I've got 2 weeks to take between now and April. I feel a spring break coming on Rah! Care to join me in Belgrade for the Serbian Eurovision final?

Work just approved my 3 days of holiday in March despite the fact that we have a "holiday block" from mid-February to the end of April. This improves my mood somewhat.

Any felching?

My Bosch coffee machine.

Ahh, that explains why there was a drunken Aussie on the tube platform at Kings Cross last night singing about how much he adores his homeland. I'm surprised no-one told him to piss off back there if he loves it so much.

He's barely even a Cherno Jobatey.

I'd never thought of it like that. Sounds like the kind of tip you'd get on Anthea Turner's Perfect Housewife or something. "Gays! Cut down on unnecessary seepage..."

That'd have been far too sophisticated.

Neither, mercifully.

Messy? Well yeah, a bit. Seriously, you don't want details, do you?

In contrast to the mindless bureaucracy foolishly disguised as bureaucrazy I had to cope with last summer. Honestly I never thought there was a country with even more forms than us. I've just had to battle through my last Steuererklärung (numerous annexes, copies of British wage slips and all) for the sake of the six whole weeks I worked as a Selbständiger at the start of 2006. You're not getting any sympathy from me on this one.

Mindless bureaucracy cunningly disguised as efficiency.

It was quick and messy. Little much has changed.

It's worse than you could possibly imagine... The fella's into Survivor, the Amazing Race and American Idol.

Did my weekend pardaying both last night and on Wednesday, so this'll be a quietish one, tonight included. Unfortunately, a hangover and a lack of sleep are not conducive to enjoying a full Friday's worth of slacking.

Last time I looked on Novatech they had the 320GB version for somewhere in the low £80s, too. As you say, cracking prices. Storage appears to be coming down all the time.

Bet you're all called Tim.

You want me to burn? No. So you love me really? Prefer Andy Hunter tbh. Aye, he's cool as fish that lad. Above-average cock, too.

Stone Temple Pilots - Kitchenware and Candybars 'sbeen a while.

It wasn't. I was taking the piss really. The athletes etc. were spot on and didn't think they were owt special (the ones I met anyway). Paula Radcliffe was in my halls in the first year. The rugby first XV were absolute bellends however. Which is to be expected I suppose. Aye, they are at every uni. Same with the hockey boys. At least at Loughborough I imagine they might be able to play a bit and not just be a glorified drinking club (though no doubt with that element too).

I'll have you know it's worth 50 house points for Hufflepuff! I'm assuming that's a Potter reference. Lucky "guess".