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The verb "verschlimmbessern".

Hints of Rooney and Henry too, apparently.

Web-cam! Web-cam! Web-cam!

Fuck me, let's send him back to stacking shelves then.

the barman says, "is this some kind of joke?" And they reply "Course not, it's one of Bobby's posts"?

Wouldn't mind Blackpool either. Keeps it away from my doorstep.

Cant quite make it out.... The Rogerists... Expulsions in the Sky.... 69 days of sodom.....

If you're mega-rich then fair enough, but it feels a little desperate when it's one of us plebs doing it.

To be fair, it's the media, the viewers, the politicians etc. who've been playing the race card on Shilpa's behalf rather than her herself.

Same here really, although I would add that the Guardian is still a 'proper' newspaper. If I ever buy a Sunday rag I get the Observer, but I don't usually have the time to buy or read any paper these days. It is, I just don't particularly read it for the 'proper' bits. The Observer is great. Used to shell out something ridiculous for it in Germany whenever I indulged, upwards of €5 in any case, but it'd see me right through a six-hour train journey.

I'll generally read the Guardian, but mostly because I like the features and stuff, and I don't want anything too serious or dull to have to wade through. I'm online practically all the time anyway so the BBC News site is fine for the actual facts.

Shilpa Poppadom to the winning! Woo.

Apologies for the cack picture quality, the flash on my digicam has decided to die. You get the point though.

Fnrrrrrrrghhhhm. Martin, didn't your mam ever tell you that it was rude to talk with your mouth full? But how else are you supposed to tell him you're choking? Your eyes start to water and you gag? This is men we're talking about, when have you ever known them be that observant?

Fnrrrrrrrghhhhm. Martin, didn't your mam ever tell you that it was rude to talk with your mouth full? But how else are you supposed to tell him you're choking?

Euphemismtastic It's harder than you'd think. Wait, I've done it again, haven't I?

Gosforth Traders used to have flat ones in their fridge as nosh-as-you-go snacks. Heart attacks in a bag - you could see the grease on the polythene before you even began - but utterly fantastic.

Well drag me backwards through a hedge and molest me till dawn, Mainz actually won a game today. Hamburg only drew, mind. The two of them are joint bottom now.

I suppose I am a cunning linguist by profession.

Nar he's a twat for bringing Rob Lee down before! Ah yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Though without wishing to come over all Sima, we'd have been "GERRIN!"-ing to the rooftops if one of our players had done the same.

Is he not? I don't mind him.