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......technically the blame lies with Renton.. **tongue formly in cheek** Fact is NONE of you are american. You know fuck all about it, so shut up. Thank you. *dons crash helmet and waits* You wouldn't need a crash helmet unless you knew for sure there was an incoming hit. Co-conspirator!

....even Donnie can't remember what version of the story he is telling... Is it inconceivable that the word missile could be used to refer to an airliner being flown on a one way kamikaze course into a target? Or am I just way off here? Absolutely, the word can refer to any projectile aimed with intent to damage. Of course I assume (i.e. hope) Parky was just being awkward there. Do you think Rumsfeld would have said plane, if it was a plane? He seemed quite specific in the previous sentence. tbh, it's purely speculation, but wouldn't he actually have said: "Here we're talking about plastic knives and using an American Airlines flight filed with our citizens, and then flying them into this building and the World Trade Center" Doesn't that actually make a lot more sense? I'll ask you the same question. Do you believe the story put to you by the US Government regarding 9/11? Whoa there tiger, I don't have any particular opinion either way! I'm just a language pedant. You know, concentrating on the important things in life.

Just tucking into some ham and grated Red Leicester pancakes now. Smashing Still saving one for afters with sugar and lemon juice mind!

If I cared to look, I imagine there'd still be scarring on the roof of my mouth as a result of eating salt-and-vinegar Discos as a child.

....even Donnie can't remember what version of the story he is telling... Is it inconceivable that the word missile could be used to refer to an airliner being flown on a one way kamikaze course into a target? Or am I just way off here? Absolutely, the word can refer to any projectile aimed with intent to damage. Of course I assume (i.e. hope) Parky was just being awkward there.

Well I imagine Jeff Buckley probably looks quite similar by now

Frisps

Nooo, keep posting stuff like that - all the more chance of driving a few of the lads over to my side!

what are crap crisps ?? Tesco Value ready salted, twelve packs for 51p. Actually even they're quite nice

What are the chances of you being offered something like the second job again in the future, say after you've had a couple of years to cash in on the first one?

Yep, it's "Everybody Here Wants You" by Jeff Buckley. Schmoooooth.

...and puts it on the Internet afterwards Cracking soundtrack though.

Bonnie Raitt - Longing In Their Hearts

I'd assume it's the Killers. You know what assume did though. ASS made a SANCTIMONIOUS TWAT out of my EX-BOSS, regrettably.

I'd assume it's the Killers.

"Planning"

Just like the ancients I'm a traditionalist at heart. Seriously though, 40 days without Kettle Chips

Crisps.

Oh god, I'd forgotten about him. I'm going to be giggling like a tit all day now too

I'm very impressed with your biographer skills sir and I would like to hire you on a full-time basis. What do you say? You get to chronicle my life meaning you get complete access to everything that is Steve. If you don't want the job I'm sure Jonny will take it but I much prefer you. :swoon: I don't know, you lead me on then you leave the country...

I know he used to have to commute to somewhere on the wrong/right side of the river (depending on your perspective ) but now he's got something closer to home (i.e. Harrow)... possibly near Paddington? I shall now give up my title of unofficial biographer and wait for him to come back and reply to this himself.

Bloc Party - I Still Remember

I would rather work ten 18 hour shifts in a row, with each shift being either all paediatrics or all geriatrics (you can decide my fate there), than have to sit through the fucking Sound of Music. I understand you love your daughter but man, there are limits surely. Am I the only one that doesn't mind going to work or something? Granted it an all Aussie department and I'm grossly overpaid but still, it's not all bad surely. Did someone shit in your cornflakes or something this morning? Uncultured bloody Aussies - next you'll be moaning it's too cold! Where you based now Mr Halliwell? Just over the other side of London from me. Far too close for comfort.

Best: Clerks (I know it's not qualitatively the best by any standard, but it had a huge impact on what I wanted comedy-wise and all) Worst: Coyote Ugly

Tbf if I see you in any of my dreams I'll be running away. I didn't know you were that good at untying knots.