Meenzer

for the wifey?

"wmn on boat blk givs sndwch/shag omg shlds ferry lol"

The bloke looks proper repulsed.

Mm, I should do some work this weekend too. Timesheet for the week's looking a bit empty otherwise...

Oh lord, I remember them. And specifically the meedja never shutting the fuck up about them. EDIT: Just Wiki'd them and I'd completely forgotten about Ben dying in a car crash. Point remains, but with a slight whiff of guilt.

7/12 and I managed to refrain from using the c-word

Great song, but it'd be even better if it really did end like that, with a Jazz Club/Martin Jol-style voiceover.... "Shecshy!" Laidt down, in yor, warm armsch.. ..I'm schexchy ant I know thisch! Your schoft schkin isch.... ahh it's no good, I can't do it

Great song, but it'd be even better if it really did end like that, with a Jazz Club/Martin Jol-style voiceover.... "Shecshy!"

TeaPacks - 12 Points

What if that player didn't score in the meantime, but was loosely involved in the build-up to a goal?

from .com: 2007 Intertoto info UEFA have confirmed that the revised Intertoto Cup competition format introduced this year will be used in 2007, meaning that there's no guaranteed place for the current holders of the trophy (Newcastle). Have the "winners" ever had the right? There hasn't been one official "winner" until this season anyway... as far as I know?

from .com: 2007 Intertoto info UEFA have confirmed that the revised Intertoto Cup competition format introduced this year will be used in 2007, meaning that there's no guaranteed place for the current holders of the trophy (Newcastle). The draw for all rounds is made on 23.04.07. Only clubs finishing in the four positions directly below the UEFA Cup places in their league are eligible to compete. If more than one club wishes from one nation wishes to take part, then the highest place finisher of those clubs will be invited to represent that nation. The list of the fifty competing clubs is published on 04.06.07. There's no official confirmation of the date by which clubs must inform their own FA of their desire to compete. Teams from twenty eight nations meet in the First Round on 23/24.06.07 & 30.06/01.07.07. Fourteen teams then enter at the Second Round stage on 08/09.07.07 & 15/16.07.07. Eight more teams (including the sole English representative) then enter in the Third Round on 21/22.07.07 & 28/29.07.07, when they meet the fourteen Second Round winners. The eleven Third Round winners then go into the UEFA Cup second qualifying round. Associations entering in third round: Spain, Italy, England, France, Germany, Portugal, Netherlands, Greece. Associations entering in second round: Russia, Romania, Scotland, Belgium, Ukraine, Czech Republic, Turkey, Switzerland, Bulgaria, Israel, Norway, Austria, Serbia, Poland. Associations entering in first round: Republic of Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Cyprus, Denmark, Hungary, Croatia, Sweden, Slovakia, Slovenia, Bosnia, Latvia, Finland, Moldova, Georgia, Lithuania, Belarus, Estonia, Macedonia, Iceland, Albania, Armenia, Malta, Luxembourg, Kazakhstan, Faroes, Montenegro.

Pixies - Gigantic

Herzlichen stuff-and-nonsense Jonny my darling.

Maximilian Hecker - Help Me

- Won the pub quiz tonight despite being on a useless team, largely due to uselessness of other teams - Have consumed rather a lot of Polish beer and cheap corner shop wine - Fella doesn't seem to realise it's 1.30am, I've been up since 9 and I'm not his personal Nifty archive, but can't say anything as it would cause An Incident - The Decemberists are entirely fantastic - Corner shop closes soon

Well no, it's Philippe Albert.

Didn't mean it nastily m'dear, it sounds like a good idea to me. Good thing I didn't go back and edit it to "and order garlic chicken kebabs" like I was going to

Long as you can use it to post on here, she'll be happy.

I suppose it's better than "shite." Or "ever-so-game".

1. Pushing buttons on a till 2. Data entry at a market research place 3. Financial translation (full-time) 4. Financial translation (freelance) 5. Financial translation (full-time but working from home) Variety is the spice of life.

Leaps tall buildings in one jump! Gives people an all-over body tan in two minutes!

Grethe & Jørgen Ingmann - Dansevise

I know precisely sod-all about 9/11 and the arguments in this thread, but is it really out of the question that there's plenty of footage but they're deliberately not releasing it for security reasons? Waving a big flag and shouting "Look, terrorists, this is how little protection our major buildings have and how easily our defences are breached!" seems a little counterproductive somehow.