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I suppose it depends on what your benchmark is. Those of us who've "only" been going to SJP for 20 years, say, would probably say we're at a reasonable level right now - not fantastic, not awful - and should be striving for a significant improvement to help take us back to the levels we achieved under Keegan and Robson. A vocal minority of those of us who were born in 1732 and attended our pre-season tours of Outer Mongolia and Saturn while still in the womb, however, seem to prefer to use mediocrity as a benchmark and would be happy with scraping into 17th place every season because it's "better than how things used to be".

actually had to annex the cupboard beside mine... I'm like the Kitchen equivalent of Germany. I did that at uni, but only because the other lads on my corridor had about two saucepans between them and only ever ate kebabs and toast.

Took me a while too. "Fixed Your Post" I presume?

What, you want to dribble down your kecks too? I'd prefer that to you dribbling down my kecks tbh. That makes two of us.

If there is a better half, he's clearly too cheap to take her out on Valentine's Day.

What, you want to dribble down your kecks too?

And where does 'gash' fit into this debate? Indeed. And where does "flange" fit into this debate? Surely it's more a case of "where does the debate fit into the above"?

"With it's initial trajectory" indeed. I'd refuse to answer that question on the grounds of the teacher/examiner being a retard.

I would if the shop-bought stuff was shite, but the Sacla aubergine and rocket pestos are both pretty good for what they are.

Sounds canny that tbf for minimum fuss. Aye, easiest thing in the world really, plus it's a one-pan meal if you're willing to fry the onions and peppers first and set them aside. Lazy bloke-tastic!

Your face in the taxi queue. Pure unadulterated horror. Some bloke at the match got that treatment on Saturday. The lad that sits behind us let out the dreaded word, and Cath's head spun round like it was spring loaded and gave him the :icon_lol: look. He immediately apologised. I can't be the only one imagining Caths head rotating ominously like the bird fromt he Exorcist... did she puke all over the guy and tell him that his mother sucks cocks in Hell? "ding-a-lings in Heck" tbh

No inspiration = tuna pasta with pesto, onions, peppers and a bit of parmesan on top. Always. And I don't care that you haven't got half those ingredients.

Great soundtrack.

Just thinking of the Juninho / Albert incident. If you could call it an incident. I remember some Smoggie mong writing into the Sunday Sun after that to complain about us chanting "He's a wog, a wog" at Emerson

Nellie McKay - Get Away From Me

I wouldn't talk you are blatantly going to be a wolfman in a few years you hairy f*cker I have quite an attractive 'treasure line' for your information. Hark, is that the sound of Radgi rummaging around in her drawers for a dusty old... map?

Oh god it gets worse, im actually feeling sorry for you flower! You can have half of my cadburys dairy milk! Stick it in the post! I've got a double decker here, but you're getting none! Tease

I suppose "Only The Strongest Will Survive" was OK...

You mean that isn't the c-word everyone keeps talking about?

Yeah, now that I'm back in the country in the first place, I imagine that if anything happened in my relationship (Fluffy Cloud Being forbid) then I'd be back up to the north-east in a shot.

I know, aren't they just hideous?

That's definitely where I first read the rabbit joke Me too, I imagine. In fact I bet it was on a page where I Folded Down The Corner because it was One Of The Best Jokes.

I slept till about 4.30pm today, so I'm not even remotely tired yet. Tomorrow morning will be blue indeed.

I wish I'd never got rid of my copy of 3001 Jokes For Kids, I'd be the comedy god on here