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- Do you relentlessly obey signs ordering you to keep off the grass, put your bins in the right place etc. and have no problem with castigating others for not doing so, but fail to understand the concept of forming an orderly queue? - Do you live in mortal fear of crossing a street on the red man even if there are no cars for miles around and there's tumbleweed rolling past? - Do you tolerate endless bureaucracy and form-filling even though you know most of it only exists because the government have employed far too many people in cushy job-for-life civil servant positions? - Do you put "Dr." in front of your name at all times even if you're not a medical doctor? Do you fail to see how ridiculous it is to put all of your titles in front of your name, even if it makes you a "Prof. Dr. Dr."? - Do you pay lip service to racial tolerance but think cartoons of Africans with big lips and bones through their noses are still perfectly OK? ...sorry, am I missing the point a bit? - Do you enjoy munching down on a big fat sausage? That's better.

And there was me scraping out an existence as a freelance translator. Mind, the Finanzamt haven't bothered to take my last batch of income tax yet, so it's swings and roundabouts... why, the interest alone will keep me in crisps for at least a week.

Or The Amazing Race. The gays will be fuming if they dare.

What about that gay porn flick you did? Wouldn't even put that in his top 500 to be honest.

Eet ees only.... waffer-theen

I can

she was on GMTV yesterday. She missed the appointments because she has depression, had a panic attack and therefore couldnt make it. The only way to avoid these attacks is to stay slumped on the couch, smoke a few Regal and watch Jeremy Kyle. And still manage to meet your appointment with GMTV.

Do we have this one? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...mp;#entry288969 I can't be fussed to wade through and find out, but we really ought to.

Is she not bothered about her kid accepting sweeties from strangers like? Not that I imagine he's exactly a paedo's dream catch, but you'd think she might question the morality of it all...

Don't know what's best for the lad, but having his story all over the tabloid news channels is fucking fantastic motivation when you're at the gym.

I don't wanna dye.

She didn't get out in time. (Just for you, Cath. )

Jesus and Mary Chain - I Hate Rock 'n' Roll

Get on really well with my dad and I'm almost unreasonably proud of what he's achieved in life, particularly considering how much it used to wind me up that he was hardly ever at home when I was a young 'un. My mum has major issues with my inability to be a grandchild conveyor belt, but we get on well enough as long as we tiptoe around the subject and talk about gardening or the weather instead.

Helloooooooooooooo.... eese me yo lookeeefooooooooor?

Ryan Giggs - Has Just Scored (EP)

On a top trump card she'd score higher on power and range, but that's the fine thing about taste (the thread), it allows for the oxymoron where better isn't always best. It's called the Celine Dion paradox. Sealion Dying. Now she is shit. Bet there are some here who have a copy or two of her squawking though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZzb_PtXEyE Ahh, those were the days.

..is GENIUS. That's rough like.

I'd say she's worse because she's trying to be (and is being portrayed as) something she's clearly not - for a wannabe big balladeer in the Whitney mould, she has absolutely horrendous technique. (That last bit sounded a mite camp, didn't it? Ah well.)

Good lord, that thread...

Turkey's weird in that respect though, societal attitudes towards homosexuality are often so different to the legislative side of things that you wonder whether they're talking about the same country. Though obviously that doesn't mean you're not absolutely right in terms of the government welcoming what the EU has to say. Aye. Turkish baths, for instance. So I'm told.

Turkey's weird in that respect though, societal attitudes towards homosexuality are often so different to the legislative side of things that you wonder whether they're talking about the same country. Though obviously that doesn't mean you're not absolutely right in terms of the government welcoming what the EU has to say.

Hamburg are out of the relegation zone. 13th now, 24 points, goal difference of zero. Mainz are up to 10th. 27 points, goal difference of -12. It's been a strange old season...

Pogues & Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York Seasonal.