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Sorry, I know it's schoolyard, but that's just made me crease up.

Quality of the attendees, y'see.

All you need is a location and your Car Cluedo guess is complete! On the Esso forecourt. Easy! It was the Morrisons one at Preston Grange. Can we not play Game Of Life instead? I'm shite at Cluedo.

All you need is a location and your Car Cluedo guess is complete! On the Esso forecourt. Easy!

Its been quiet on here this afternoon, don't say you've been working? He's been doing his homework on my preferences too. Alex has already offered a fiver and a pint though, so he'd better come along with a bloody good offer if he wants some action tomorrow.

Bloody hell. All that life-endangering effort and you end up in Belgrade of all places. Mind you, the bombed-out buildings, industrial works and smog clouds will be just like home.

Hitchhike! Even if you don't make it home, you'll have a great script for a Hollywood teen slasher movie at the end of it all. Not if im dead Write it on the hard shoulder in your blood.

Hitchhike! Even if you don't make it home, you'll have a great script for a Hollywood teen slasher movie at the end of it all.

Ok, fair enough, that beats my 48 hours.

How long you going for? I have to leave the house for Kings Cross in 90 minutes or so and naturally I haven't even thought about packing yet.

Close your eyes. Consider the prospect of 5 days a week at work. Consider doing that for the next 35-40 years. Consider that this is the last time you will EVER have this much spare time on your hands. Open your eyes. Now get yourself on an accountancy postgrad course ASAP.

Ah, university. That explains a lot. The Hotel's where I tend to end up these days, though increasingly as an old fogey in the back bar.

They're a bit shite like. I presume not too many people will indulge at home but the pub subscriptions will still make it worth their while.

If by any chance I forget, make sure you remind me I owe you a pint and a fiver. I've got a memory like a sieve. I'd completely forgotten about it too. Anyway, it may be a bit embarrassing doing it in public, but you could always slip it to me surreptitiously in the gents'. (I've been listening to far too much I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue this week. I make no apologies. )

Gosforth High Street holds some great drinking memories for me, good times. Really? Not that there aren't a couple of canny pubs there, but the company must have been bloody good for it to make you that nostalgic...

This just-about-still-20something will be up for one or two after the game as well (before retiring to the rather more sedate confines of Gosforth High Street for the rest of the night )

Torments the cat for a minute then gets all "How very dare you!" when it tries to bite her once in exchange. Silly bint.

Just got up after 4 hours of sleep interrupted by an asthmatic cough that's still bothering me now, and not an inhaler in sight. Marvellous. EDIT: Still, train to Newcastle at 6.30. Rah etc.

46 seconds. Anything longer than 45, and I win a meringue, right? 47 seconds. No.

Just got in from a gig by the terrifically miserable iLiKETRAiNS over in sunny Camden. You've got to love a band with banter like: "You all having a good time?" (AUDIENCE CHEER) "This next one's about the plague."

Happy b'day

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I don't know if I'd say camp. Dashingly handsome maybe, but definitely not camp. Ryan is playing "Lovefool" for us now. I think you're in there. What? Is it gay to like the Cardigans or something? If I'm gay for liking them I don't want to be straight. Naah, but dedicating songs on a radio show is surely a mating ritual in itself.

I don't know if I'd say camp. Dashingly handsome maybe, but definitely not camp. Ryan is playing "Lovefool" for us now. I think you're in there.

Whoa. Whoa. I'm freaking out with the coincidence happening here. What song should come on my iPod but: My Favourite Game by the Cardigans. That's their hometown, no? Yep. And you're my other camp Aussie friend. Freaky!