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Three times the player Emre is. Twenty-seven times the player Lampard is for England. *prepares reply of "OMG LOL chomp!!1!" to be used regardless of whatever you say next*

Que?

Armenian Navy Band - Here's To You Ararat

And all in a child's voice. Marvellous.

Who's in the "gang"? Whoever's calling him a twat at the time.

The magic CCTV fairies, genius...

...to the "Bizarre" thread. One year old yesterday.

Fuck me. Have you had a trophy made or something?

I voted Stevie, obviously.

At least I wash my hands after any such contact. Can the same be said of every Trent regular whose hand one might have the pleasure of shaking? :o

Seen it now. Not at all convinced it worked as a programme, but I can't quite put my finger on why.

That Elvis sways his hips a bit provocatively for my liking an' all.

So I'm talking to my fella just now, and he says "I was down by the beach on the lake today and got talking to this bunch of English people, they said they'd just hitchhiked from Sheffield for charity or something daft like that..." Small world.

I was absolute gash at football at little school, as Smooth Operator will testify. Developed into an adequate goalie by virtue of always being played there by default, and wasn't too shabby in deep midfield at high school when games/PE lessons weren't being run by a pair of sadists.

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That'd be squishy not fluffy.

The Decemberists - July, July!

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HB2ya

Sorry, I know it's schoolyard, but that's just made me crease up.

Quality of the attendees, y'see.

All you need is a location and your Car Cluedo guess is complete! On the Esso forecourt. Easy! It was the Morrisons one at Preston Grange. Can we not play Game Of Life instead? I'm shite at Cluedo.