Meenzer

This is fucking dumb.

There's this really funny thing happens if you put "New York to Newcastle" into Google Maps.

Surprisingly affordable CDs by Capulet, Skoud and Let Airplanes Circle Overhead. Damn my best mate who's been shaping my musical taste (and ensuring the emptiness of my wallet) since we were teengayers.

Pales in comparison to the post above it. Running shoes will run us a-running shoes.

Love will tear us a-shoes.

Apparently that was the next member after NE5 Sorted by Joined Date:

You're quite blatantly a closet bummer. You're almost in Narnia you're so far fucking back in it. Go away and play with the gays my friend because we don't want your type around here. Bumboy. Alreet Meenzer Skol m'dear, I've always admired your huge....ly perceptive Gaydar.

... is this a wind up? is it possible.. that this guy .. is an American with an Oriental name? just like someone called Harpal Singh can be English. fucking numpty Aye, except he was South Korean.

Woohoo! That didn't take long.

....yes.

"England win the toss and bat excruciatingly slowly in the Super 8 match against South Africa." That's the sub-heading on the BBC Sport front page. I don't think I've ever seen a headline with "excruciatingly" in it before.

Thing is, I can fully understand the "if you ban widespread gun ownership, there'll still be illegal guns and we'll have no way of protecting ourselves" argument. If the whole thing had been nipped in the bud at an earlier stage then maybe it'd be different, but gun ownership seems to be enshrined in the mentality to such an extent that finding a way of keeping the status quo under some semblance of control is always going to be far more resource-efficient than trying to change it radically. Events like yesterday are just the price you pay...

"unfunny god-fearing hetero male" then

I'd say "unfunny black man" is more his problem.

Aye no doubt, would be for the 4th time this month! Late opening Thursdays at the library?

Live - Throwing Copper

Like the mountaineer on The Price Is Right, yodelling his way to certain doom. Or something.

Looks a bit unwieldy to me.

Barely two hours now if you get the right train. Pretty much the length of a typical daily commute for most Chelsea "fans"

Entirely redundant.

Always a pleasure to see that pic rolled out again.

One of the words in that phrase is superfluous. Worst thing is it could just as easily be the first one...

Corrected for factual error. You are slaying me with your Australian humour. "Hey Andy Bell you cunt, where's your fucking T cells?" ...or maybe not. In my defence, (a) it's Friday and I'm demob happy, (b) I spent last night avoiding the unwanted attentions of a pub full of middle-aged gay Eurovision fans, so I'm feeling borderline homophobic this morning, and (c) Andy Bell's tight silver pants are far funnier than any Australian comedian.