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... is this a wind up? is it possible.. that this guy .. is an American with an Oriental name? just like someone called Harpal Singh can be English. fucking numpty Aye, except he was South Korean.

Woohoo! That didn't take long.

....yes.

"England win the toss and bat excruciatingly slowly in the Super 8 match against South Africa." That's the sub-heading on the BBC Sport front page. I don't think I've ever seen a headline with "excruciatingly" in it before.

Thing is, I can fully understand the "if you ban widespread gun ownership, there'll still be illegal guns and we'll have no way of protecting ourselves" argument. If the whole thing had been nipped in the bud at an earlier stage then maybe it'd be different, but gun ownership seems to be enshrined in the mentality to such an extent that finding a way of keeping the status quo under some semblance of control is always going to be far more resource-efficient than trying to change it radically. Events like yesterday are just the price you pay...

"unfunny god-fearing hetero male" then

I'd say "unfunny black man" is more his problem.

Aye no doubt, would be for the 4th time this month! Late opening Thursdays at the library?

Live - Throwing Copper

Like the mountaineer on The Price Is Right, yodelling his way to certain doom. Or something.

Looks a bit unwieldy to me.

Barely two hours now if you get the right train. Pretty much the length of a typical daily commute for most Chelsea "fans"

Entirely redundant.

Always a pleasure to see that pic rolled out again.

One of the words in that phrase is superfluous. Worst thing is it could just as easily be the first one...

Corrected for factual error. You are slaying me with your Australian humour. "Hey Andy Bell you cunt, where's your fucking T cells?" ...or maybe not. In my defence, (a) it's Friday and I'm demob happy, (b) I spent last night avoiding the unwanted attentions of a pub full of middle-aged gay Eurovision fans, so I'm feeling borderline homophobic this morning, and (c) Andy Bell's tight silver pants are far funnier than any Australian comedian.

If they wanted to be relevant today they'd call themselves "The Coldplay" anyway.

Corrected for factual error. You are slaying me with your Australian humour. "Hey Andy Bell you cunt, where's your fucking T cells?" ...or maybe not.

Damn you, damn you all the way to hell!

A lad in Heaton, £10.00 a go. He's in for a shock when the Bobster turns up. Plec in had and strumming. thats not bad for an hour like, The last time I enquired two blokes were charging £15 And what about guitar lessons?

Portrayal of the 1970s as "a bit less tolerant than today" shocker! You'd think someone in a teachers' union might have something actually useful to do with their time...

I'd never actually heard any of their stuff until recently (the benefits of having lived abroad for a while, I suppose), and I was amazed how pub rock/6th form band it sounded. Just, you know, not actually rehearsed or particularly competent or anything like that.

I always feel sorry (well, sort of) for insects who end up on international flights and the like. Must be a bit of a culture shock for a Mallorcan fly to accidentally end up in Newcastle.

More pearls of wisdom from Middle England... Double points on Daily Mail Bingo for that last one!