Meenzer

(Not sure why.)

Out last night and again tonight, despite feeling absolutely dead on my feet. Weekend plans? None at all. Someone's having a laaaaarf.

Have a wicked birthday!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/6544965.stm

I find myself playing up my accent (which is basically nonexistent) whenever I order at the bar or talk to randoms in a pub in Newcastle. It's a bit daft really but I find myself doing it instinctively as a kind of defence mechanism against being taken for a shandy-drinking southerner.

Gemmill is down with the Calpol massive.

Serious? Only vaguely }

FYP OMG WTF Is that the one with Syphilitic Nights in it? Pissing lightning....whoooooah pissing lightning. A wella wella wella ouch.

Nor was I.

FYP OMG WTF

Without wishing to get all screaming queen on your be-hind, you are so wrong, girlfriend.

Is it just me who can't help but read T-Keith's posts in this thread as a kind of surreal free-form poetry?

I like to think I'm clever/paranoid enough to be able to keep my head down and myself out of trouble on a night out, but like you say with Cath's brother and all, these things can happen to the best of us. I suppose it falls into the "you could get hit by a bus tomorrow" category of occupational hazards, but I do find myself increasingly getting into Jeremy Hardy-style grumpy old man territory and grumbling about the way the world's going to hell in a handbasket.

Oh, sorry, are you in this thread too? I was just rattling on to myself.

I live just up the road from Peckham.

Still on a coffee breakfast, which will probably become a coffee lunch.

Coyote Ugly tbh. Car crash viewing.

yeh, its amazing how much the prices vary when you start searching online! Hubby looking to film some bum love now too then, eh? Filthy! trust you to think of that No, i ordered it for my son (hes paying) its to video his and hubbys racing. I certainly wont be on it, i hate to be videoed You say that now, but after a point of coider and with the promise of a new hay bail, you'll be starkers and vogueing in no time! If you must mention those stereotypes get it right, its scrumpy!!!! Them grockles bain't to be trusted!

Nay, Meenzer laughed also "Hey Santa Claus you cunt! Where's me fucking Von Schweikert VR-9 SE?"

Even Gemmill hasn't progressed quite as far as actively sleeping on the job. Now that's what I call loafing!

Perfect for every Eurovision hit! I won't deny it's about the right level.

I always have a chuckle at this kind of thing ( etc.), but reading down the list of new entries on this week's singles chart is like a brief chronology of an eventful relationship. In order, there's: I Don't Love You I Could Fall In Love With You I Wanna Have Your Babies This Must Be Love Thou Shalt Always Kill

Ooo, the pronoun game. This is just like off Chasing Amy and everything.

Pythagorean Theorem