Meenzer

How long till Gooch uses it as an excuse for his average form then?

Might have known it'd be the handheld version, etc. etc.

I was just channel-surfing and noticed this rather spectacular combination.

The frontal one's about as legit as this. http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/upload...otter_naked.jpg

G'birthday

Close relative of cheese-wire skipping

Good grief. I'm dangerously close to feeling a tiny scrap of sympathy for the man. But not quite.

Defoe header ruled out for offside. Alan Green shouting at Israel journalists live on air. The man's a consummate professional.

I'm banned from there. Any decent quotes?

The point that Owen has scored more goals than Boumsong and Marcelino?

Excellent call. *digs out the mp3*

I know you said the lass you ended up with last night was a bit rough, but... martin that doesn't make sense. it's he who has the bad taste in facial hair...not I. Oh, taste in facial hair, I see. So it's liking dodgy beards that makes you a girl. That makes so much more sense now.

I know you said the lass you ended up with last night was a bit rough, but...

I know the feeling, have spent many hours looking at Newcastle and they don't get any better either. Probably want to dump her if they are THAT bad though! She has a lovely pair on her. Source? All over his pants

Judging by all the porn I've watched there is nothing guaranteed to make a woman orgasm more than rear end action. Thats real isn't it? I certainly think it's a point worth making to every lass you want to try it with.

Alreet fella, hope you have a cracking day

Bears are big, masculine-acting, usually slightly older fellas with plenty of body and facial hair. Basically! Yeah, for all a man can reach orgasm through prostate stimulation alone, I presume it's not as straightforward as the equivalent is for women. I'm guessing though, obviously! And never mind lunch, I haven't even had breakfast yet. Not sure I have the appetite now :D

Radgi in lesbo shockah!

corretamundo...and thay look FANTASTIC !!!! So the truly reliable gaydar is seeing whether you're trying to get into their pants then?

Call me presumptuous, but I imagine one of the reasons you laydeez are good at the gaydar thing - and lord knows you bloody well can be - is because, by and large, the gay lads will be the ones who aren't falling over themselves to get into your pants? I beg to differ Meenz my sweet ...it may be because they are "better dressed" tho Good point....Too much attention to detail. That'll be why I seem to fall under the ol' gaydar radar a lot of the time then. I doubt I'll have a shave or check myself in the mirror before the Man City pissup even if Jonny promises to whip out his hanky.

Call me presumptuous, but I imagine one of the reasons you laydeez are good at the gaydar thing - and lord knows you bloody well can be - is because, by and large, the gay lads will be the ones who aren't falling over themselves to get into your pants?

Heartbreaker! Mind if I stare intently at your back pockets anyway?

Bloody good question really! Varies from person to person I reckon. My gaydar isn't outrageously sharp, though fuck knows it's improved a lot since living in Hamburg and London. It's inevitable that you hide a lot more of yourself somewhere like Newcastle or any smaller city I guess. Anyway, gaydar's probably a bit of a myth really - it stands to reason that you'll recognise your own traits in other people, after all, and I bet a lot of it's a self-confidence thing, both on the part of the person doing the observing and the person being observed. And the whole point of gaydar - picking up on subtle clues about the other person - is really only a variation on the kind of things everyone does when weighing up people in everyday life anyway. Of course, the rise of metrosexuality has made life a bit more difficult, though generally even the most comfortable-with-himself heterosexual male wearer of a pink T-shirt will still project an aura of "I'm only doing this because I hear the lasses like it, so don't even think about it, RuPaul."

liar Aye, OK. I troll like fuck. But I do genuinely appreciate Meenzer's candour. Found it very...educational! Aw shucks. You lot better stop it though, I'm starting to feel like I've just been scripting a Very Special Blossom or something...