Meenzer

That's assuming "+ qualification". There's no way McClown will still be in charge when we fail to qualify for Euro 2008. True. With a bit of luck we'll be in Big Sam's Route One-ville by then

It does look a bit like a slug with a multicoloured slime trail has gone for a wander.

That's assuming "+ qualification".

I had forgotten all about that. Must track it down!

Only go when you're absolutely bursting and pray to god there isn't a queue.

London generally. I can understand it in the city centre/tourist trap places, but quite why pubs think they can get away with those sorts of prices out here in the scummy reaches of the SE postal codes I don't know.

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (German version)

Poles?

I presume your back fence (so to speak) is basically the boundary between Newcastle and North Tyneside, council-wise? Sounds like each of them's happy to shove the responsibility over to the other. Quite unlike politicians really.

Mind, if your garden backs onto the place, the appeals procedure is ultimately unsuccessful and they find out you're the one behind it... things could get interesting.

You might enjoy microwave meals Mr Enabler, but I like my food to be expensive and exotic. Eh? Is making no sense an upper-class thing as well now?

Ah yes, good food, the exclusive preserve of the rah classes.

What if he comes home with an ethnic bloke? Kill them, then yourself. Actually, chances are the fella's been ostracised by his ethnofamily anyway, so you're probably in the clear.

Son comes home with an "ethnic" lass or son comes home with a white bloke? See Bobby, there's always a silver lining.

Martin Stenmarck - 7milakliv

www.rogepost.com is canny too.

This is fucking dumb.

There's this really funny thing happens if you put "New York to Newcastle" into Google Maps.

Surprisingly affordable CDs by Capulet, Skoud and Let Airplanes Circle Overhead. Damn my best mate who's been shaping my musical taste (and ensuring the emptiness of my wallet) since we were teengayers.

Pales in comparison to the post above it. Running shoes will run us a-running shoes.

Love will tear us a-shoes.

Apparently that was the next member after NE5 Sorted by Joined Date:

You're quite blatantly a closet bummer. You're almost in Narnia you're so far fucking back in it. Go away and play with the gays my friend because we don't want your type around here. Bumboy. Alreet Meenzer Skol m'dear, I've always admired your huge....ly perceptive Gaydar.