Meenzer

Couple of weekends away planned - Hamburg, Prague, Sweden - but no "proper" holiday yet. Might try and grab a last-minute job to somewhere Mediterranean in September/October.

McAlmont & Butler - Yes

Ner ner ne-ner ner

Is that a euphemism? Only joking, hope she's on the mend. I might pop in like. Determined not to make it a bender though. Is that a... etc.

Help, help! I'm being repressed!

I don't do ginge.

Too cliquey and perpetual on here tbh.

Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) You're now even more determined to be a boring humourless twat? I'm honestly not sure that that's possible. Again true to form (although I suppose that would be the very height of "wit" on these forums, yes? ). Come on think of some other tactic please. (I believe in you, you can do it!) Would calling you a boring patronising twat constitute a change of tactics?

GERMANIST.

Duly bookmarked. Ta!

I reckon Fop is secretly German. "But zis joke you say cannot be fanny, for it is INKORREKT!"

1. I fell asleep on the sofa late last night and only woke up about an hour ago. 2. However, I've already dashed through what I needed to do for my 1pm deadline. 3. I could press ahead with my next project. 4. Or I could make a cup of tea. 5. I'm going to make a cup of tea.

I love the Beeb's report on the SPFA awards this morning: Exalted company indeed.

Häppy Börsday!

It's threads like these that make me think twice about wanting to move back at some point really. Not that London's exactly a numpty-free zone, but at least it tends to be a little more... ghettoised, let's say.

I shall stroll into the nearest Irish pub, order a pint of Bombardier and force everyone to join me in a round of morris dancing.

Holtz - Grace

A different take on the matter from the ever-legendary Aki Riihilahti. http://www.akiriihilahti.com/en/shownews.shtml?00000192.html

*pisses on your vegetarian cats* (or something) I actually have to be properly awake and capable of work tomorrow as well. It's just not right.

Excellent, he can have Mickey Owen's house.

In a funny way I don't mind people who vote BNP and are openly racist in their beliefs (up until the point where that manifests itself as violence or anything else straight-up illegal, obviously), as at least you know where you stand with them. It's the apologists who claim the BNP are nothing to do with racism and prejudice and that they're just "sticking up for Britain's best interests" that really boil my piss.

"too diffuse" and the angry lap dance. Marvellous