Meenzer

It would've made a fantastic Eurovision song actually. Gomez - Bring It On

You're right Meenzer, they must have come down the front cos about 30 minutes into the first half the stewards came to the front where we were sitting. Thought front row would be a good place to sit but seemed more pressure on us to sit down which annoyed me. Really wanted to move up the back at half time but cos there was three of us would have looked a bit obvious ...oops? I loved the laminated "sit down" posters they'd tried to stick around the place. Hope springs eternal...

The stewards were daft like. One of them tried the whole fake-friendly "Alright, it's about time you started sitting down, lads" routine with us about twenty minutes into the match, so I made the point that he'd be better off starting at the front rather than in the middle since I didn't much fancy the view of the back of someone's head for my thirty quid. They went off to pester people elsewhere after that, presumably where you were by the sounds of it Meenzer, you weren't the bloke that the Reading message boards claim threw a bag of shit at some woman in the Reading end, were you? Well I was right over near the Reading fans in the corner. But I throw like a girl, so it wasn't me.

The stewards were daft like. One of them tried the whole fake-friendly "Alright, it's about time you started sitting down, lads" routine with us about twenty minutes into the match, so I made the point that he'd be better off starting at the front rather than in the middle since I didn't much fancy the view of the back of someone's head for my thirty quid. They went off to pester people elsewhere after that, presumably where you were by the sounds of it

You that old? Aye I'm young at heart though Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher!

Awesome song off a very underrated album. It came on my shuffle on the way home tonight. I made sure to skip it instantly. I like it because it's basically just a silly little shiny pop song.

Just worked out that it's about 440 minutes since I last saw us score a goal in real life, too. I pick my bloody games...

Aye.

I think I will be there Trent is even shitter

Decapitation by sheet of glass falling from director's box, 3rd minute

Stone Roses - Ten Storey Love Song OMG CHOON ETC

I ain't fussy. More to the point, there's not much else to choose from.

And to think I'm only going to this game to get an eyeful of his legs. *femalesoopafantastic*

Would've been better if it was Tomas Brolin.

After another slump, Hamburg beat Bayern yesterday to basically guarantee their safety (and deprive Bayern of the title), but Mainz are starting to look a bit fucked.

I just bought some from Tesco the other day. Though not Mr Freeze, obviously. Sugar-free, calorie-free, nutrition-free - perfect!

Ah, see, you made the mistake of thinking this was a real thread when it's actually just a screenshot

Ouch. Roberto Blanco - Humanaho (Alle Menschen sind Brüder)

Aye, they've never been particularly bothered about matching the stresses of the syllables to the stresses of the tune, if that makes sense. It's particularly bad on "The Holy Bible" which was basically just a bunch of Mad Richie's freeform ranting and Nicky Wire's non-scanning sixth-form poetry set to music, but I was 15 when that album came out and you always forgive the flaws of the stuff that meant something to you when you were 15.

Seriously though? I might, just might give it a go if that's the case. Though I won't forgive them for the intervening decade of AOR shite just yet.

OMG BIRTHDAY CLIQUE Happy bidet and all that.

Just got this from a friend in Jormany:

Yeah, Ryanair seem to make a habit of it. No idea why.

Me too. With gravy on

I really, really want some roast potatoes now. And it's only breakfast time. Bastids.