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Whichever of Chelsea's 17 keepers he can score a penalty past, we sign.

We're the country of "STOP THE BOATS" so I'm not sure we've got a leg to stand on at the minute tbh

I hear there are specialist clubs for that kind of thing in New Zealand.

Aye, Renton. Have ye heard of a thing called.... a joke?

It's also the name of a former TT poster's OnlyFans account. (not really)

Oops, I missed us moving on to milk puns in the meantime. I suppose I've put my foot in my mouth there, but at least it doesn't lack toes.

I think your Baps Lock key is stuck

Do you reckon he thinks the lad at the front there is Eddie Howe?

If you ever find yourself with imposter syndrome in any given situation, just remind yourself that she's somehow made a career out of this. Mind you, given what else the Guardian sees fit to publish...

Still, if anyone should appreciate a good dribbler...

Oops

It's good that we're more sensitive about these things nowadays really, but the lad's done his ankle and this makes it look like he's a faller at Becher's Brook who's about to be given a lethal injection

and far the rest of us too

Holden's gone full Granny's Garden

This thread is already stale, but at yeast we're getting some puns out of it.

Oh, looks like I've got him on the bench. Terrific.

Zirkzee winner tonight? STOP THE COUNT!

We've got smart meter installation booked in for the end of the month so obviously I'm delighted to hear it's gone wrong for so many people. Tbf the smart meters at our old place (same neighbourhood) worked well so hopefully at least the area itself isn't cursed like with Renton.

Get yourself down to the Convention Centre and unleash your inner Jan Leeming 💃

Nice city! I've done a parkrun in the shadow of that stadium.

Some redeeming features.