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Our everlasting respect and admiration.

Guess what, I also didn't watch it. No huge appetite to witness the green light being given to the tens if not hundreds of millions of mouthy fuckwads who are going to feel enabled to make my friends' life hell for the next four years. I'm sure I'm engaging in some kind of "identity politics" by making such a comment, but that doesn't seem hugely relevant right now, funnily enough.

The laptop screen being attached the wrong way round is a deliciously surreal touch

Above us?

Unhappy finish.

That sounds about right.

Anamphylaxis?

Whoever she is, she's stolen Lisa Loeb's glasses.

I can't see the word "great" in a Scouse context without hearing it in Dawn French's Sonia voice.

Unless you take out the commas around "where the Fodens live". Then it makes more sense, as long as you're happy with the idea of a neighbourhood writing a letter.

Ahh, "the neighbourhood of Cheshire". You can rely on AI reporting for all the nuances.

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You do know these are all the same, right?

79 (SEVENTY-NINE) caps for Ireland.

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Gerraway man, we've all seen your unboxing video on YouTube.

Remember the Murdoch press uproar when Obama warned the UK would be worse off in trade deals if it left the EU? Apparently prominent interference in our politics from over the Atlantic was unacceptable back then. I wonder what changed.

I mean, obviously I'm also delighted about their new rules that say hate speech is specifically OK if it's against queer people. This fucking decade, I swear.

I was going to say "depends, he might actually value his principles", then I remembered the Manchester loan.

I am a long-time admirer of Eddie Howe.