Aeris

Taylor slapped him - "wake the fuck up, Cheick" I think this is "Slap an Ivorian week"

Seems like he has lost his concentration and ability to make good decisions in the game, like his mind is completely elsewhere.

Yawn...bring out Marveaux and Sammyobi in the next half

Fulham looks clumsy.

Replacing with crap means cheaper club IMO

Madness? Have you seen our toothless vanguard lately? Best looks like a narcoleptic on crack, Shola walks faster than he's running, and Ba seems like he left his leg prostheses back in London...

That's the hope, but it's getting to the point where I think he can enjoy any wins we pick up and be unmoved by any bad results. This is a toy for him. Sure, if some billionaire offers him £300m he'd take it, but that's just not going to happen. Tbh, I think Ashley is trying to make the club as cheap as possible to attract more buyer attention, he knows all too good he's not wanted here...I frankly don't understand why anyone hasn't made the bid by now, we have everything you could wish for in our club.

I think we can win with big Sammy, but Pardouche playing him is very unlikely.

Poor lad...even Balotelli can behave better than you, son...

Based on their performances I think this is the ideal line-up +Ba, I need to see him score a goal and I'm willing to let him have his chances.

We might give him a free-transfer, you know, for the craic. He's on a pretty decent salary, so it wouldn't surprise me a bit... seems like our ambition is to be involved in the relegation fight this season, with about 50-50 staying in the league.

Yeah, then they could play in the rugby league at the same time.

Both Sammy and Haris are huge guys, wish they had a bit of Carroll's strength and heading ability in them at the same time being as technical strong as they are.

He as big as he seems? Looks a fair size on tv hes about 6"3 I think isnt he? Does he have any skills which utilize that kind of height?...

Except he's not a striker, is he???

I personally had high hopes we'd be doing a really clever signing with all the time we've had "covering every angle" in this case... but no... What good strikers can you see Newcastle have a slight chance of signing in a 4 day period?

God damn...didn't Pardouche say we're gonna sign the left-back before last weekends match??? Now it's +7 days and still not a word about it...

Just like the last one? Come on man. 3-0 whuuut, I find it unlikely Raylor will get three free-kicks in... unless Sammy scores two of them.

Exactly. Very disappointed Joey has gone. In fact, no, scratch that. I'm fuckin fuming. Not at the player but at the fucking imbeciles who are trying (and failing big style) to run the club! Who's next? If we should believe Joey, everybody with ambitions is next.

So, I guess the next step would be to have the lowest wages in the championship.

Agreed, an Ashley perspective of football is 99% human trade, 1% sport, fans and entertainment... in an old world perspective he would be reckoned a slaver.

and I'm gonna create mayhem for being on such a list.

But it's like he engineered the move himself...he had a good salary and could just stay the season out despite not liking the board and getting a new contract. He's part to blame for this, not just the hierarchy. I think he would get his contract at the end anyways if he just kept his mouth shut.

Do you mean he doesnt know how or that Pardew won't allow him? Says he's a box-to-box, but he has the creativity to be put in a playmaker role, and for him it doesnt matter how high up he plays. He needs to settle but I think he can do well in that position as can Marveaux. However Im ready to present an alternative, Cabaye in his regular box-to-box, Tiote as def-mid, Marveaux in a playmaker role. ---------------Krul---------------- Raylor---Saylor-Colo---Pieters Jonas--Tiote--Cabaye--Sammyobi ------------Marveaux-------------- ---------------Ba-------------------

The incident when getting angry and tugging on Gervhinho for filming then doing the very same thing when Gerry taps his neck a bit, really mirrors what kind of double standards this guy has, doesn't it? Such a false personality and the need to be threated better than everybody else despite behaving like shit, is despicable... reminds me of a psychopath.