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Our man Joey Barton tweeted "Cheik Tiote and Tim Krul will be sold as soon as there's a significant bid or they ask for a new deal. Jonas Gutierrez and Fabricio Coloccini will also be off by this time next year."

probably gonna look like this: SPORTS NUFC DIRECT

Apparently this is what's gonna happen next @ St.James. This fucka has gone all Gaddafi now. http://www.football.co.uk/newcastle_united...ss1821081.shtml "Mike Ashley has instructed his stadium 'mafia' to catch the fans who are starting the anti-Ashley chants at Newcastle games. According to the Chronicle "up to 150 Toon fans are facing sanctions from club officials after they violated stadium rules". But that is just PART of the story. Ashley is out to ban those that start the chants, and he has already tried to break up the singing section at St James' Park, and now he wants to go one further by BANNING season ticket holders. Newcastle United chiefs claim "vile chants and abusive language have made life miserable for those sitting in the south east corner of St James’ Park" but we hear Ashley motive is to stop chants against himself. The club’s security chief today confirmed they had issued letters to between 100 and 150 fans. And those who have ignored repeated warnings over standing during games will receive a letter informing them they could be temporarily banned from St James’ Park. A row broke out between club officials and fans after stadium chiefs revealed they intended to extend the upper tier of the family enclosure, increasing it from a 5,000 capacity to 6,500. And the Toon 'singers' who occupy the so-called “singing section” launched a co-ordinated effort to stay together elsewhere in the ground. But the club says it has been inundated with angry ticket holders after “vile abuse” and “threats of violence” from the group’s new home in the south east corner of the stadium. Prior to the clash with Fulham, every seat in the ground’s south east corner was given a leaflet asking them not to violate club rules."

Lol, that's some celebration for a guy who came scored 4 goals and left.

Or maybe he's having second thoughts about managing a team run by the two most idiotic men in the galaxy... if Alan Pardew really meant everything he promised, I can imagine the fight they had on deadline day, he's probably more pissed than any of us.

and the rest of NUFC...also gone

come on thats just harrasment, dude... ... at least if it had been real

I feel sorry for the kid... 50 quid in debt, a wasted transfer window and a lousy website. I can just imagine how miserable his life must feel atm...

Just one bench in the whole garden set-up? That seems scarcely enough...

Wow into the second day since transfer window shut, still no news from us... have we completely gone into hiding, or what?

There are some decent back-up players we could have taken. Daniel Jensen playmaker/box-to-box midfielder released from Werder Bremen, Andreas Hinkel pretty decent right back released from Celtic, Nelson Rivas mentally retarded but lightning fast centre back released from Inter, also James McFadden ST, Mikael Forssell ST, Malkhaz Asatiani DC, Drago Gabric AM, Jlloyd Samuel LB, 35 year old target man Julio Cruz, or bringing back ol'Lomano Lualua seems a tad interesting.

We got a 7/10 for our transfers by Talksports panel. Truly incompetent though, they hadn't heard of any players outside England...that's a fail when you are given the job judging signings.

Whether you like him or not it's neither the point of the topic. Point is if his feelings strong enough to stay, even if the board constantly kicks him in the head.

bang! fuckin spot on.

I don't care about the previous stats, asshole. The squad is definitely worse than when the club got relegated the last time, and with ambition completely swept away - how long do you expect the team spirit to last when doing great stuff for this club only results in Ashley dragging the club further down the ditch? An utter shite manager and the board giving fuck all to aid the club, what sort of message do they give the team as inspiration to win matches this season? While all the other clubs strive to go upwards in the league, this club are the only one that seems to be actually working hard to go the opposite way. Certainly I did some gloomy and generalized prognosis, and took very little time to reflect on previous meetings, but I was merely just to make a point of what fuck all there has become of this club.

Absolute nob this kid like, am sorry but he is. 40/60 Sunderland, Fulham, Stoke and Villa. Do one mate. It's just based on squad strength per today, I know we've already beaten Sunderland & Fulham, but there was many lucky circumstances for why we did so. Anyway this were pretty shitty predictions I acknowledge that.

Even replacing one Tiote at his best with Guthrie, Smith and Perch all together at the same time wouldn't give us the proper back-up.

A board that will always bid 50% of the asking price just to fuck things up for you, no matter how cheap the player, and who will always work in the opposite direction no matter how cunning your plans are... I think you are almost pledged to leave such a club, if you're not in on the con yourself. If Alan Pardew wasn't in on it, I certainly don't see why he hasn't gone all whistleblower in public in this situation, like Keegan. Just tell the TRUE story about the shitheads on the top of the hierarchy. Why should he be afraid of these cunts if he goes public about their cuntiness, they can't even break his legs since everybody would understand the reason for it... and Sports Direct would flop. Of course he would get sacked, but only to receive a decent parachute and move on to a new job... Expose the fookin bastards...

After the improvements the clubs have made during the deadline day, I've tried to do the prognosis of where we will gather points this season. So far this is where I'm at: Teams we should be able to beat with the most certainty this season, 65/35: Norwich, Swansea Teams we are regarded as favorites, but in truth a very tight match, 55/45: Wigan, QPR, Wolves, WBA Teams we are regarded as slight underdogs, 45/55: Blackburn, Everton, Bolton Teams we need very good luck to beat, 40/60: Fulham, Stoke, Sunderland, Aston Villa Teams we need excessive luck to even draw, 35/65: Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool Teams we can't beat, 20/80: Chelsea, Man Utd, Man city

We should've signed Orlando Sa from free-transfer instead of Fulham... then we'd have Ba & Sa on top, would sound pretty neat.

In Liverpool, Bellamy and Rodriguez must serve as back-up In Newcastle, Shola and Lovenkrands are certain starters... Somebody sees the leagues we have fallen below the rest???

Such a wall of lies from a board would make any manager with a bit of integrity take the first flight back home. How many of Pardews transfer targets did MA and DL manage to fuck up completely, probably 99/100... I can't see why he wants to stay if he's restricted in building the team like he wants even if we have the resources to do so.

To be fair, we've spent £13m in the last 2 windows....so yes. So where has the income from gate receipts, merchandising, sponsorship deals, corporate packages and broadcasting rights gone? you forgot the prize money