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I don't understand, where is the fast technical forward aka ben arfa??? you can't play 2 meatloafs on top and expect to pose a threat....

I like Balotelli because he's the total opposite of square. He's a square root

I took affence and now I'm sad

Looks composed, with a vision and movement to get into the right place at the right time, would love to see more of him. It's Pardew who wanted him, let's see if he gives him some games.

Is the Prior goal footage uploaded somewhere?

I drink on a Monday, because I'm too cool for waking up for school!

This romantic comedy Enjoyed it through to the very end!

Licorice! Lots and lots and looooots of LIQUORICE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

His knee is his brain?...

I'm druunk, and what does cringeworthy mean?.......................................

Mr. M.Transfer you didnt even write St. Jameseses Park as the venue in the thread title, how could you possible expect we will win this match!!!????! *grumpy* and you know I can't make my own because Tom will yell at me and tell me I'm stupid and then merge or delete... I'M the luckbringer I should make the threads

Heeeeeeeeeenryyyyy, wuuuuut a gooooaaaaal, wuuut a leeegendl!!!!!! *feels a sudden wetness*...

Yeeeaaas, because he's protected by SPIDERMAN and LEON BEST! Nobody can hurt him! :D :D

He said it to keep mongs like yourself interested. There's a reason why he's so rich, do the maths. So says the one with a fucking Christmas avatar. says the one who thinks christmas has finished...... ....... has it???? :crying: :crying:

Yes sir, love him from the inside and out! Can't stop thinking bout him :wub: :wub:

Demba Ba will stay for a very long time, can't you see the signs that he's meant to be here? his name is written all over the place, it's like a prophecy gABriel obertan, yohan caBAye, fABricio coloccini, medhi ABeid, hatem B.en A.rfa, AmeoBi........uhm... alan BArdew, leon BAst, BAn gosling..

since someone else than me made this thread, we're not gonna win it ((((((((((((((((((((((((((( now please delete this thread, throw 3 pinches of salt over your left shoulder, then 3 pinches of black pepper over your right shoulder, rotate 9 times and say mike ashley's name backwards looking in the mirror while standing on your head, then end the revocation ritual by drinking a pint of brown ale in 3 sips and gargle the words "ben arfa is our saviour, all hail ben arfa".

Constantly losing the ball if not only to make a half-decent pass backwards should also qualify in terms of being destructive in all my honesty...

Underperforming, overperforming, performing on par, doesn't really matter everything is just shite...

Lol the keeper knocked himself out when trying to save that one

I'm in love with this fabulous man! <3 That goal is more than just great, it's godlike, legendary, from another world! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OioYlwbOlNo&feature=player_embedded#!

I think he might have overestimated the weight of his shirt

WET KNICK3RS!!!!!!!!!

Impressive Routledge with 2 assists today.

ITS ON :drinks: