Aeris

Santon's and Saylor's stupid mistakes, exclude those two and we played better than Benfica.

2 goals in shite minutes... were so done. THE END

This is delicous to watch, second goal or not, we've been brilliant second half and that've made me happy!

FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP TIMEWASTING YOU SOUTH EUROPEAN TWATS

Cisse has been very effective this match, Benfica's been in danger every time he had the ball.

Finally we can measure who's most creative of Marv and Barfa now

Ben Arfa look pumped as hell, or is he just fat?

Cisse our only creative mind atm

Ben Arfa and Marveaux on now, flying fuck we need them fast!

CAB CAB CAB, score score score

I can't sense any positive energy or motivation in this match...

Cabaye has horrible corners as always

Why the fuck isn't Ben Arfa on by now, we don't have all the time in the world for fuck sake!

Bring on the Ameobi, he'll bag two that's for sure...

Feel sorry for Gouffran though, shouldn't have been taken off. Shola added nill.

hahahahaha Pardew!!! loosening his shirt up!!!!!! hahahahahaha hilarious!

Ameobi's best attribute is heading but he still suck at it.

what the fucking hell!!!! not again!!!!

No, what would work, Tom? Running the same old thing every game, always leaving the opposition extremely well prepared for how to make a quick meal of us? I think we've been playing ridiculous all season tbh, regardless of the few wins we've had. We have weaknesses in our game which we never seem to care about mending, I think it's way over time to try something new.

What WOULD work then?

I see. "No players will be back for the Premier League game tomorrow afternoon so Mathieu Debuchy, Fabricio Coloccini, Hatem Ben Arfa, Massadio Haidara and Cheick Tiote will all miss this important game – five players missing. We had hoped that Cheick and Massadio would be back tomorrow, since last week Alan had said they could even make the game in Lisbon – but we suppose they are not recovering as quickly as expected, from their injuries." ...shit, do we even have physios in our club? I give them absolutely no credit this season.

Fucker have to do something brand new this time to catch them with surprise. Pardew never catches anyone with surprise and that's what causing only small bursts of momentum. Marveaux should come on late as the impact player he is. If not Tiote and Debuchy're back, Simpson and Anita instead. Krul Debuchy Dumb Mbiwa Dumber Sissoko Tiote Jonas Cabaye Cisse Gouffran

Should've been like 7-1, they completely overran us.

Ameobi? We're a catshit.

Cheeryo miss Sophie!