Aeris

We now have fucking four accomplished left-backs available, one should really wonder how on earth none of them can handle the position without needing a fucking nanny with a moustache. There's no use for Jonas, Give us a fucking left winger who can create and give service for fucks sake.

Looking at the positives from this match, at least Jonas got injured

Not single chance has been created, has it?

Most teams would work till they shit themselves to get back into the game, we are only ones who give up if we get a goal against.

They're really doing a great job keeping that ultra-low team morale from last season all polished and shiny. Grandiose depression ahead.

Can't even see us getting a draw against Palace this year.

This is morale at it's highest for sure, what a total crap pre-season it must've been for the players... nufc first match of the season and the whole team is already behaving like a fuckin bag of dicks.

Carver offering useless advice

There's something fundamentally wrong with how these tactics work. It's like it was made by a child.

Thats because we are ONLY losing, shithead.

This club is a joke. The owner is a joke. The squad is a joke. The management is a joke. Joke, joke, joke, joke.

What an unsupportable joke team we have become.

There's really no players who can do anything with a ball besides Ben Arfa in our team. Most our players are just runners who can carry the ball for some meters and lose it.

Just came on to say that we look like a ridiculous crap team.

Haven't been reading up on summer transfers much due to a long vacation but, fuck, teams like Norwich, Swansea and Mackems are signing potential world class players atm. Even Villa has signed some almost guaranteed big hits. What have we done??? Arguing about the price of two low-fee strikers, old but not particularly proven, who is more likely to be flops than anything else. And why cant we just get the fuck out of France... ? Cant support a club being run like this anymore. Cant support a joke.

Can't wait seeing us being the only team in the world playing through a season without strikers. Who needs strikers anyway, lets just do like last season and play for a 0-0 every fuckin game.

Love Vuckic, hope we will see him a lot this season. He's a potential complete striker in my view.

I guess Kinnear wants the complete set of Taylor's.

They are not fuckin here

I really doubt it, I just recieved my college diploma in advanced chemistry finishing a bachelor in 4 semesters...and I can spell Cabaye: K-E-B-AB

we are now a team led by one collectively utilized pea sized brain.

I'm not english

I'm just gonna keep hanging on supporting NUFC from my armchair position, without a coin spent (lost) in ages. You can't change team once you've chosen, but I guess I will just naturally lose interest once there is no hope for us at fuckin all, and just stop giving a fuck about football in general. Already given up on international and local football.

vamos lá Brasil!!!!!! shitty England, go have a bath.

There's no point retaining those players when Pardew doesn't want to play football... Get Cole, Crouch and Carroll, the fantastic three C's, and keeping aiming for 13th place, Pardew, that's where you belong in a good season. Mediocre is the new awesome.