Aeris

Will Cabaye not be a complete utter cunt and actually show up for this game?

Yes I am

I have a secret I've been waitin to tell ya all this time...I AM THE TRUE GEORDIE.

Third game into the new season, and you are already depending on me and my match thread luck to win games. Fuckin patethic! Well obviously this will be our first three points. My match squad recommendation will be this: Krul Debuchy Mbiwa Colo Dummet Santon Sissoko Marveaux Ben Arfa Sammy Vuckic I honestly think Sammy/Vuckic are better physically equipped than Shola/Cisse, either pace or strength, and both are more creative players and also freakishly tall. They need plenty of experience in terms of finishing and composure, and we are doing shit anyways so why not develop these players while they are still young.

I love the true geordie.

Jesus, celebrating 1 goal against shite like that, when we should've won by 5, was just pathetic.

Yeah, fairly happy. Atm the squad couldn't beat San Marino if their lives depended on it.

Remember we are playing a top team, Morecambe is no joke, I heard Real Madrid are after their best players.

I don't think any of our players would like playing under Joe tbh. It will be the end chapter of this club.

This guy would be a cheap striker for an English club, but I heard he's considered an absolute super-talent. He's young, but looks so fuckin ready for any level.

It's clear as day they don't want Ayew and are just playing the same old smoke and mirrors again, obviously doing what they can to frustrate the fans to the absolute maximum. What fascinates me, is that it must take a really incredibly stupid man to think the fans doesn't get it now, when they are doing it for the 100th time or so. I mean, why do they even bother... Ashley wants to suck this club dry and leave it dead, and Pardew and Kinnear happily grabs the weekly wage to help him out. If there are some real supporters in the city of Newcastle you better get yourself out there and jack this fat retarded fuck off of his chair.

We are the complete opposite of Cardiff tbh. I meant that in a negative way.

No penalty for Terry hands on wednesday, 3 extra minutes from nowhere to see that City can get a result. This league is corrupt.

Yeah, he tells the players to stand in a 442 formation and that's about it. And when he says "stand in a 442 formation" half of the players does literally just stand there without a clue how to move or where to lay the pass. It's like he's doing less of a job than someone who sets the tactics in a football manager game.

The players we bought this winter looked 3 x better when they first sat their foot on SJP compared to now...

The players look so bored and uninspired, they all just wanna see fatty and his boring, useless fuckin expressionless albino puppet fuck the hell off.

Well this is only getting worse and worse for every season. Why even bother....

16 attempts none on target lol

Didn't make any difference at all though.

Cisse is gonna be this poor all season, get Vuckic on in his place.

Does Ashley think this is enough to keep us in the league? Does he even care?...I don't know, I don't think so.

Ameobi is so fuckin slow...

The song could fuck off! It's depressing. No wonder why we lose every game.

Can they please stop playing that stupid saxophone song in the beginning of every home game. I know what song it is, but it sounds like the theme of some crap tv series from the early 90s.