Aeris

yeah, I was too late.. this is not gonna be a good game for us then

Here you go. The gift thread I give you to secure another 3 points for our dear NUFC.

Match thread luck you're welcome

Good defensive display, terrible offensive display. You could see we have decent players now, but what on earth is up with their decisions?

Papiss working as Fulham defender now...

First Cardiff, then Hull also turn out to be way better team than us.

actually we couldn't find the english cunts attractive enough to rape, we stuck with raping the irish. we just killed you and left the bodies untouched

No, opposite, I've never been so afraid of rape ever... and everybody tried to steal all my moneys aswell. And the food literally stunk! Edinburgh and Dublin was 10 times better tbh

what on earth is this? i have only been to london twice and it was unpleasant to say the least.

Ok? So Ashley is actually being a real humanitarian then, dragging staff out of the garbage trying to give them a new chance in life... not a chance.

All our new signings had twice the skillset before they got to know the way Pardew was playing. The talent in our club has been knocked down to bullshit level because we ain't got any proper wits or halfwits to give the lads some real coaching.

Tbh how the fuck could any half-decent player with ambitions settle in this club...?

He's not much taller or stronger in the air than Cisse, thinking signing this guy would be a better option to play woof ball is pure nonsense.

I've already seen the match. He'll come on the last 10 minutes, produce stuff Obertan can do with a bag of dicks and state guilty of rape the day after.

Lets face it Kinnear came here to repay bar debts, not to spend a penny on players.

If we'll get a clean sheet against Foolham tbh Krul is the only one restricing the goals, the defenders lets everyfin go past them like it was actually part of the Pardtics. Can't see us getting more than two-three target shots, hopefully one of them gets byStekelenburg which is actually the preferred dutch gk over Krul...

Accept it, its probably the real Lake Bells Tits.

This member should be reprimanded for posting unrelated, and I mean insanely unrelated topics on the nufc football related forum...

For being black AND Nigerian, which may be the country producing the fastest footballers in the world, Shola might be their most defect product of all time.

I play the foreigner card on that one...

Yeah, he did totally mean spectrum, but he is to daft to know the difference.

Vuckic was one of the decent looking players in the pre-season. I'm still living the wet fantasy of him being our messianic complete striker.

"we work in a small spectre of the market in terms of the finance we have available"...fuck me. transfer budget=£0, wage budget=1penny.

No, Im not the true geordie...but I would totally fuck him like. He could whisper his shit about Pardew all night and my panties would be steamin!

I dont give a shit about UCL. We are not in it, and we will probably never be the next 10-20 years.