Grammar Police

I think it's an anagram of Stupid Cunt Who Should have Signed Up Under Another Name. Big Mike? Love him to bits. Thinking of having a sex change just so I can have his babies Anyway, I'm off on holiday now. See you in a fortnight. GP.

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one! Can we just call you Terry for short? Wor Tezza has more of a Geordie feel to it, don't you think? But give me a chance to redeem myself first. If I don't fall foul of the Spelling Police for two weeks, you can hold back on the piss-taking.

Bollocks. You're telling me that Danny Kedwell is as good a finisher as Dider Drogba? The standard of strikers in your league is lower than that of the Premier League and to be honest, the Championship. Therefore, the number of shots that trouble a 'keeper will be less. Edit a 6'7" 'keeper is at a disadvantage when getting down quickly to a 6'2" player I think in one sense it's a case of swings and roundabouts in that an SPL keeper is up against cack forwards, but he's got cack defenders to help him out. So he might have to make just as many saves as an EPL keeper. But, as you say, the quality of the shots is going to trouble him less. Otherwise you could say Harper would have just as hard a time against a pub side as against Drogba and co.

He'll run screaming for the hills, if he's any sense And what makes you think I wouldn't agree with every word he says? We might be soul mates.

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Thanks, TR. I've been lurking here for so long I feel I know most of you already. Nothing wrong with 'gonna' (it's called semantic bleaching). Just dont say 'I'm gonna the pub'! I'm thoroughly ashamed of writing 'here', though. Should have joined N-O instead. No stay here, we need new posters to liven the place up! Why have you not been tempted to sign up before then? This is just going from bad to worse! I'm getting off this thread before I make an even bigger fool of myself. I have been tempted before. Many times. The thing is, I've mainly been using this forum (and N-O) to keep up-to-date with what's going on at NUFC. I haven't been to Newcastle since I was about 10, but my dad's folks are all from Prudhoe so I feel part Geordie and I've been following the Toon from a distance since I was a nipper. I've spent the last 20 years living abroad, so sites like this one have been important to me.

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one!

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Thanks, TR. I've been lurking here for so long I feel I know most of you already. Nothing wrong with 'gonna' (it's called semantic bleaching). Just dont say 'I'm gonna the pub'! I'm thoroughly ashamed of writing 'here', though. Should have joined N-O instead.

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Hear. Cracking up already. Fuck!!! Spelling doesn't count

No, it makes you a connoisseur. There are chaps who think massive Bristols = fit, they're not. I'm convinced a liking for big tits is a sign of some sort of mother issues. My other issues led me to an appreciation of fine whiskies. Real men drink Islay whisky, they don't spend all their time thinking about girly tits.

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me!

As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Tits or GTFO TITS!!! You don't want to see my tits, believe me! You hear Sweden and you assume I'm some gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big knockers. What you've got here is an ugly old ex-pat married to a gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big tits. .. go on That was a mistake, wasn't it! I'm going to stop there before the Swedish Thought Police cotton on to me. And anyway, I hate big tits. I know that probably makes me some sort of pervert, but that's the way it is.

And another thing: I make my first ever post on a forum of any sort and you reply with a nice little smiley. Then in the space of a few posts you're telling me to fuck off! Bi-polar, or what?

As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Tits or GTFO TITS!!! You don't want to see my tits, believe me! You hear Sweden and you assume I'm some gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big knockers. What you've got here is an ugly old ex-pat married to a gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big tits.

As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then.

As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back.