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That Arsenal lot are pretty shit to be fair. Arsenal were in the middle of a crisis with Nasri leaving as well as the void from fabregas causing panic. They conceded 4 goals to and lost to blackburn ffs, and had a string of games which made arsenal fans call for Wengers head and relegation talk. We met them at the best possible time and only managed a draw at home. Since then they have obviously gone on a win streak with Van Persie hitting form, but why am I reciting history to you. Are you living in a cave without internet and cable-tv?

probably be on 20+

Liverpool has less goals than the two worst teams in PL, how flattering it is to have 4 goals more than them. Apparently they dominate every game they play with their far superior manager who was also responsible for their £60m strike force. Surely with all that in mind their goals for record should be something proud to be beating? Noone has ever said all that shit you make up, but they do dominate games and miss 20 chances every game.

Seen every game, and Ba is scoring despite the service - not because of it. If you were able to look up from the league table for a second you would be able to point out glaring flaws in tactics and team selection as others have. Just because we are 7th which you think the maximum we can achieve, you just swipe all critizism under the carpet. We could have been so much better with a few changes. Its 1 point up to 6th and 4 points up to 4th. Fucking dream a little will you? Cant be arsed defending the frankly redicilous accusations regarding who I support or what games I have seen. Pointless debate.

Best losing the ball up front is containable. Obertan losing the ball on the wing is containable. B Arfa losing the ball by trying to pick it up and dribble the second he takes up possession in the freer role presents problems of an entirely different nature. Theres no resemblance between B Arfa and Obertan in this sense. I don't have any major issue with what you say about using him over Best, I simply think when it gets down to that level of debate it's not that worth getting het up about to begin with because it'd mean playing him out of position anyway. I don't expect him to set the world alight in Best's position. It will be a shame for you when he does end up being started every game and doesn't win every game singlehanded because your entire patter will be up in smoke btw. The same could be said for david silva which granted play for a better team. The point I am trying to make is that playmakers ALWAYS play with a higher degree of risk. There is just no way around it, and I expect as Barfa get up to speed the brilliant passes will find their target more and more often, and the errors become fewer still. By the same token I guess it will be a shame for you when he does start and transforms our side. Do we really want to see a Newcastle team that plays no-risk defend from the front and god forbid try to make a dribble? that what you are advocating. Its cowardly and depressing to imagine a side where there is no room for failure or trying to be creative. God forbid we need it with all the white goods players we currently field.

We look clueless up front often though, which is a pity as we all know what Ba does if he is given proper service. Swansea at home being a prime example. I just feel like we are sitting with the key in our hand yet refuse to insert it into the lock because we would rather keep fiddling a bit with it with a coat hanger...

When we actually had to play a few decent teams.

The "waiting to get beat" starting elleven. Cant wait. I will be in the pub with a few mates and Aeris on bootycall fast-dial while downing a few newcastle Ales and abusing obertan from the couch.

So what you are saying is that we cannot afford a single player with mainly offensive duty? Is Best and Obertans defensive contributions that significant so that they completely counterweight the considerably weaker offensive contributions they provide? It is not excactly a vote of confidence to our back four, Tiote and cabaye that we see it as an absolute necessity to have even strikers defending from the front. Torres in his prime probably wouldnt get a game under pardew, due to his lazy look. "He was good? he scored a few goals."

Maybe we should bench C. Ronaldo as well, clearly the little fuck. Best is better defensively lets go with that.

HAHAHA hostile, beat me to it.

Alright then

Howay though. Ben Arfa came on and changed the game and the best Pardew can come up with is "Meh, well he scored". It's laughable. Its Best all the way tonight, isnt it?

but tom, what about the SMS`es?!?

Unbelievable. Only word fitting to describe it.

He isnt big-headed, just concious of his talent. By Williamsons quote this is a guy who dribbles everyone on their ass in training and still barely make the bench. Man management aye This will probably end in tears if pardew goes on like this.

Im actually feeling physically sick we are not playing him.

How come with other players, like Loven, Obertan and Perch, they get 'they were fantastic for us, done a real good job' and HBA is getting this shit?

Aeris is spot on. As is Cabayeaye

Think it’ll be another case of hoofball tonight. Which will be even more ridiculous given the fans and medias recent talk of how we have moved on from Carroll and now play a precise passing game. I just don’t get why for some players, like HBA, he talks about not being upto speed during games, but then sticks religiously to players who have not done much. I’ve got no problem with Best but for West Brom and Bolton (that’s 2 hours of football) he was completely anonymous (other than missing the glancing header against WBA). If Pardew really doesn’t want to play HBA, i’d prefer Shola over Best tonight!

Aye hes been shit. Cahill heading for chelsea for 7 million appearently. Flop/success?

Unbelieveable that CARROLL is the cunt. Stick up for your own I guess, even if it means being delusional regarding that transfer. He had his handbags thrown to him from the second window @ st.james park and told to "get the fuck in da choppa. Feel sorry for the lad, professionally speaking - to the extend you can feel sorry for someone hoinking in 80 grand a week.

aye, We have arguably - together with van persie - the best striker in the premier league. The problem is that behind him the other forwards are of bognor standard.

Well supporting a club is rather irrational, you just do. Didnt you see that tasty lass supporting blackburn @ anfield? Was nearly off to the blackburn forums... Norwegian girls are like everyone else I guess. Some feisty, some ginger... As to whether Aeris is a girl? Who knows may well be, ask her(/him)

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