Lake Bells tits

Trust this to reach the front page of L`equipe tomorrow. He is like Beckham down there. No way Blanc will drop him now, in fact he is probably extracting frog semen from his cock watching that

Ben Arfa needs a Loan spell in wanker - CT

agreed

READY ANOTHER GOAT FOR TONIGHT. Just tie it outside and let Cisse have it.

LOVELY : CISSE

Monroe: he just ran from our own half and scored runs straight through people

BEN ARFA: I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER

Norwich ahead. FFS LADS WAKE UP

Heard that - game wasn't five minutes old and he'd had a pop about atmosphere, outlandish expectation claims and the SBR sacking ! It must've been quite a hiding he took back when to turn him into ya stereotypical Mackem like . where can I hear this

I never thought Ba would be a guy who went sour because he isnt scoring and his countryman is, but I still get a niggly feeling that is excactly whats going on. That cornerflag-ball to Cisse, wtf man... just tuck it inbetween the defender..

Fucking ruinous to run though, and being a FWD volkswagen I dont think they will skyrocket anytime soon.

"you are not getting another goal, be a good lad and go to the corner flag and give it back to me"

fucking gash first half...

2 albums about shagging a builder..

The fact that they are out of the title race might benefit us when they visit SJP. Nothing to play for, could be 3 points.

I agree that he is quite decent defensively - still I wouldnt put any money on him vs a good winger - usually ends up with him reversing into the box and perhaps an "off-the-line" clearance for which CT will champion him. It all depends on perspective. I would call Enrique good defensively, and he still had his arse handed to him by Alex Valencia, Daniel Sturridge and Ben Arfa recently. Ïn comparison Simpson is gash. Simmo is quite good defensively when compared to his offensive qualities, but as an isolated skillset I would call him quite average. Whenever I see our starting line-up, his name on the sheet screams "WEAK LINK" - and as such handing him a new 5-year on 25 grand a week seems like madness. As a 10k/week squad player I would be far more sympathetic to a renewal, as things stand - get rid and cash in on him. We will be singing "5 mill what a bargain" at loftus next year when he gets rinced for 90 minutes straight if we play our cards right this summer.

Aye but he had a few matches with multiple goals afaik, one 4-goaler and a 3-goaler and rest of the season massively shit with the odd tap-in?

We dont know who is really out do we though Tom? Tiote for sure, but cabaye and guthrie are both maybes no? I have a totally biased fetish for Abeid though, would love to see him in central mid. He looks tidy as fuck.

Still, Bolton is gash. At home with our strikeforce we should just force them to park the bus.

That is why we need to get rid. Forget notions about having him as a squad player, he thinks he is billy big bucks and a future England RB. Either you support him as our first-choice long-term RB, or we need to get rid. He will never accept a life on the bench and the odd 8-10 games a season. If we can get 5 mill for him, I`d snap your cock off. For that sum Carr can get us two french superstar RB`s who might actually be able to play fotball. Which would be an upgrade, because Simpson cant.

Silva has been shit for months, Nasri as well, aguero partly too and dont get me started on dzeko. That combined with none of their strikers properly firing on all cylinders cost them the title. Is this Mancini`s fault? Perhaps not but he is responsible for how his players perform, its how the hierarchy of blame works. If co-workers fail to perform its ultimately the boss`s responsibility, none more so than in fotball. Failure to motivate perhaps? Or just a bunch of non-caring mercenaries going off boil.. there are many theories who could all be equally valid.

Perhaps, but saying " I dont think we are good enough to do it" isnt ideal either, is it? I am no psychologist mind /shrug

Hope so, he just comes across a bit deranged in interviews from time to time. Doesnt seem like he thinks its a good idea to come out and tout us as CL-challengers though. No idea what kind of impact that has but we will see