Lake Bells tits

Great effort by agent carroll. an Own-goal for him would do me nicely like, Id sleep like a baby with a smile on my face and a big fucking stain low on my t-shirt.

brilliant post.

Aye Like a fucking corpse

Ref taking pity on the reds. HAS to be a red though? If he didnt push him that would have been a goal? farsical

For the lulz. Liverpool will win the derby regardless, form is irrelevant.

Quality marking from Skrtl there. Pathetic.

We need brad jones sent off. Wont be a problem with flanagan bossing the right flank with his backpasses

great pen

fucking rofl

Blackburn are fucking shit

I also appreciate Jonas as much as the next supporter, but his legs are going and compared to ben arfa he offers the square root of fuck all going forward. For the time being he is a solid performer, but looking into the horizon we would do well to look for a winger with a bit more... venom offensively. He is still reasonably young and thus worth money...just saying.

Still my favorite line gemill

As a norwegian i have never rated Riise, he is about as comfortable as simpson or Williamson on the ball, but with a better shot on him. If he isnt passing it back to the keeper, he is either passing it sideways or belting it upfield. He`s fucking shit. But he got a Champion leagues winner medal

We're hardly man u though are we? This our first good season in about a decade. True, but we are heading for europe and between suspensions, cups and injuries guthrie is likely to get alot of games for us even if he isnt a regular starter. If that isnt good enough to the point of wanting a move to Villa, then I say let him. Look how wonderful the careers of our recent quitters have panned out.

Understandable but he is he really in a position to turn down 20 games a season at a top-6 club? He is good, but noone is bigger than the club. If he is not onboard with a bit of rotation, he should leave. Look at ferguson, you dont see Nani and Young whining about it do you.

If you rip the gas line to your stove out and put a newspaper in the toaster a few minutes later, will the house blow up or does that shit only happen on film?

Whos the source

Probably a machine in bed too, spread your fanny

You should also budget with a little left-over for the odd fix though. Not a good idea to blow your last penny on the car and eat porridge for the next 4 months. Car ends up owning you.

Actually hope Liverpool pick up a few points, need kenny to be the manager next season too. Agent Dalglish is doing a swell job.

Keep an eye out on Ebay. Might find a 911 within your budget there Shout if you see a left-handed one, Im sort of looking for one as well. Summer motoring

Best one is still ayatollahs "fat cunt - fat cunt"

By suggesting I was spouting shit with every single suggestion I make? :\ Im not being defensive, but rather perhaps a surprised by the unpleasantness of your post, just dont see the need for it... we are all fellow toon fans on here. I thought this was a goodhearted thread about finding J69 something amusing, didnt think I would get stick for offering my 2 cents on things.. I am not a mechanic but I have always been into cars, and restoring them is bloody expensive. Especially rust if you are not a welder. 80s german classics have always been a bit of a hobby of mine and as such I feel I can throw J69 some general advice on cars from that era, thats all. Ah well, time to open a beer.

Know about what stuff? Cars? Im into porsches and BMW`s and Mercs. I also know enough to advice J69 that if he is not handy with the spanners, fixing up a Mini and selling it on is unlikely to make him any money at all. If he wants a classic he should buy one, but there isnt any money to be made otherwise everyone would be doing it. But if you feel you are contributing more by suggesting "something british" then by all means.

If you are not ed china its a risky project though. flipping cars usually turn out less profitable than you plan for. Oh and things go pop. Back in the 80s you could buy a brand new 911, drive it for a few years and sell it for what you gave, due to inflation. Happy motoring.