Lake Bells tits

Pretty much the opposite of what my parents tell me, motorbike = I would kill myself in the first corner, impossible not to give it the beans all the time. a 30 year old Lotus... WELL... brave pills at the ready?

LPSG.ORG for some life advice before breakfast.

Yeh, for some reason I imagined a final vs Liverpool. In that event we will get it since liverpool already qualified through the mickey mouse cup.

FA-cup? If they win the cup and end up fifth I think 6th will also get EL.

Give him 60 grand a week and a 3 mill sign on fee and hoy him an arm around the shoulder. /FM-maanager

Im labelled a shitspouter as well but Im not gonna put anyone on my ignorelist. Surprised you have gemill on there, he strikes me as the most friendly one around here.

I imagine we would be interested for a cut-price if Ba leaves. Would be legendary.

I think wages is the key factor here. We are probably unwilling to reflect his increasing importance with a matching contract. Last I heard he was on something like 5 grand, thats taking the piss

Ronaldo-level is taking it a bit far but he oozes quality. Replacement for Ba in the summer? Him and Ben Arfa can eat mars bars behind the bike shed during training

agreed. I think abeid could be immense. My fetish for him rivals CTs for shane boy

We'd be mad to let him go without at least throwing our hat into the ring particularly on the eve of European football. Villa had a crack at having ambition, failed, and have subsequently pulled their heads in. Guthrie's a handy player but struggles with motivation at times. At the peak of his fitness at the moment it makes a huge difference to his contribution. I think being 100% onboard with this project is the crux of the matter. That includes accepting not playing every single game. We are on the rise and is a top-6 club who can offer him 20+ games a season in a club he knows. I really cant see him doing much better, although it seems he thinks he can. In his defence, if we have offered him 10 grand and villa offers 30, I can fully understand it. Just think it would be better for his career to stay for another season or two and see how things pan out.

own-goal? cant remember that, hilarious if true

Andy Burton is a proper wanker though, interviewing Carragher on wembley after the Carling Cup win and saying he is past it and asking if this is the beginning of a farewell. Theres banter but thats beyond it for me, let the lad enjoy the win for an evening at least before asking disrespectful questions... That pissing on the bonfire and not journalism

an Ipad you say...you posh.

The man management of Ben Arfa hasnt been perfect, it has been rank. Luckily he kept his head down and took his chance, which was the only way it was going to work for him here. I am jubilant the way this ended but to call it "perfect man management is roflworthy". We kept arguably one of the finest player in england on the bench for half a year in order to see if obertan would come good. If he was a dog he should have been taken behind a shed and shot after 5 matches.

Why the sour grapes when he just won though, I dont get it. Liverpool is a business, I dont know if owners appreciate managers being such utter cocks on television

Funny as fuck when he tried to walk out only to be cornered back into answering questions.

In the bath, with a laptop? This will end well

Norwegian house - quite decent Imo

Mancini is too soft, if tevez can get games after what he did...

Will he be willing to take a paycut? If not, it has to be PSG or back to italy. He is on 130 grand a week, so unless he is willing to take a step down wagewise, the amount of clubs able to afford his services can be counted on a hand of someone with Moebius syndrome...

Hard to know who to cheer for in the chelsea-arsenal game tbh. Any result could be good or bad, no way to know

Queue gerrard and Kenny interviews " We can still get fourth"