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Like Schtoke on a cold wedneshday evening?

I cant be bothered going into comparisons between the two seasons but anyone claiming we played great fotball last season needs to have a word. Only about 5 games in 2 years have been what I would call genuinely good performances. Rest have been back to the wall, hang-on-for-your-fucking-life eek-outs..

Last year we got by with hoofing, wondergoals and other teams inability to put away sitters. This year the wondergoals have dried up, the hoofing is becoming predictable and the other teams are burying their chances. You seem to ignore performances and only look at the luck factor.

Its apples and oranges, we played GOOD fotball under bobby. We dont under pardew. Thats why it wont be sustainable. Since you seem so intent on namedropping SBR, keep in mind what he once said. Results and league tables can be decieving, its all in the performance. Play well, and the results will come

On that list there should only be 2 or three starting at most and thats because of our injuries. If you wish to include our reserve team too on that list in order to nullify your point further, go ahead. Most teams outside of City Chelsea and United have a few shit starters. Its not that detrimental if the philosophy is sound.

Alright fair enough. We wont be taking many scalps this way though, since we set up so negatively. The best teams will be given the ball and told to do something with it. Something they are usually quite capable of..

Funny how I dont see any other manager do this then, only wor Alan playing down expectations as usual. The message is clear: We cant compete.

The fact that we cannot even manage the simplest of build-up play suggests there is more than lack of luck involved. We play shit, little to do with miss fortuna.

I think even that is a bit too far like. I agree with you that people are now used to us being longball-merchants and its easy to defend against. If you look behind the results last season you will find the performances were very similar to this season. Sit deep, hoy it upfield and hope for wondergoals. The main difference IMO is that last year you had alot of teams unable to bury 5-6 sitters in a game - whereas this year they are more clinical. We werent solid defensively last season either, no matter what the stats people serve me. Krul had 2-3 wondersaves each game, the other team repeatedly missed 1-on-1 with keepers or 15 yard shots etc. Our luck has just ran out and we are getting the results we deserve, simple as.

He is publicly stating to his players, fans and Man City that we are expecting to lose this and its fine. Gives the players a reason not to show up. Defeatism at its best. I really cannot see what advantages there is coming out with stuff like that. Care to enlighten moi?

fluked last season.

“Even if we ran Man City really close and got a draw or a defeat and still came out with honour, we’ll have to take that from this game. “They have more assets than us. If you were a bookie you would definitely have them to win it.” Yeah why bother turning up Pardwho you know the result before you start ? Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/12/14/pardew-aiming-to-clinch-a-win-for-newcastle-fans-72703-32425103/#sitelife-commentsWidget-bottom#ixzz2F1fBWm00

Pardew on tomorrows game :lol: " “Even if we ran Man City really close and got a draw or a defeat and still came out with honour, we’ll have to take that from this game. “They have more assets than us. If you were a bookie you would definitely have them to win it.” Yeah why bother turning up Pardwho you know the result before you start ?

How long are we going to blame our turgid fotball on this guy, soon he will be responsible for the middle east conflict as well He is shit but its 1 out of 11 - hardly dictates play does it.

Just look at how the usually inferior teams to us move when passing, its week 1 in manager college yet Pardew must have turned up a week late - possibly due to taking the principals wife on a holiday for a fortnight.

500 grand to spout bollocks week in and out. Seems excessive.

I dont want us to win under pardew, it means we have to suffer even longer under his tedious tenure. The sooner he gets 3-4 back to back losses the sooner we are likely to see him fuck off. I can cope with losing and finishing midtable - I didnt start supporting NUFC for the trophies. The turgid fotball we are seeing under pardew with the quality of players we have at our disposal - Thats it for me. Get his gasoline-scarred face out of our club. Label me a mackem if you will, Im looking at the longer lines here. Our club is doomed as long as he is in charge. He has no fotball philosophy beyond stopping the other team, that way of thinking will NEVER make us a great club - not even a decent one. Clubs such as Liverpool, Swansea, Everton - hell even Wigan - they all try to play their own way. And good on them for doing so, its the only way to be.

Have a look at old footage of Jonas vs Man Utd when he got here, or against valencia - and tell me he is not but a shadow of the player he once was. Jonas is finished on this level, only reason he is being played is because our piece of shit manager covets defensive wingers ( an oxymoron itself)

Fish, if pardew doesnt get sacked - we will go down. 50 quid Im in, I`ll be donating it towards a 2 year weightwatchers.co.uk subscription for the obese nurse trying to befriend the entire board on here.

The passing is nowt to write home about though, are we giving him credit for simply being able to pass it a bit nowadays? every weekend the usual suspects cough up the same " what could he have done differently? With the players at his disposal? " as if the manager himself has no bearing on performances. Pardew is a master of lowering expectations, and people on here gulp it down head first. The message is about as subtle as a Harry potter novel : we cannot compete. Some like him for this trait, I hate him for it.

That would be Fairly frequently this season then? Need pardew out, im quite open with my agenda

Won against a 10 men Wigan at home. Hardly a feat. Saw the game yeah, gash as fuck like

shit fan etc Alex: blame it on my below average english skillz. Thought the discussion veered towards general thoughts concerning our style, I see now it was poorly worded.