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They would have to get permission from Newcastle in order to participate seeing as they are over 23 AFAIK. Cant ever seeing us giving them the nod..

There wont be any unless we qualify for the group stage. How much is it again, 600.000 for a win? Tv-money would probably be quite good..

You`re probably right! money spending aside, it opens pandoras box in terms of who we might be able to attract though. Thats probably the more exciting prospect, rather than how many more million we would spend.

Could spectacularily backfire though and they win the entire thing, so I do see why someone more nervous than me want them out already tonight

Come on you lot, it would be hilarious if chelsea advanced to the final only to get twatted yet again

I wonder how much Ashley would sanction being spent if we actually qualified for the CL. Biggest mystery in history like.

Twitter is a trending kindergarden, getting any sort of information out of there calls for a good man that !

One that didnt get us there in the first place. You tend to regard anyone carrying your family out of a burning house with kinder eyes if it werent for the fact that he set fire to it.

Yes, but lets allow CT to post twitter rumours imo, saves me the trouble of having to go on twitter to read them myselves

Twitter is no less reliable than all the shit spouted by bored journalists though, rehashing 6 month old rumours and whatnot...

It would be much more fun if Roman lost yet another final. I fancy Chelsea tonight.

Its funny because its true

Hunger games was class like. If I was in that competition I`d ravage Katniss` corpse after I had knocked her the fuck out of the contest.

I dont have the numbers here but if memory serves me right Van Persie had something rediculous - like 36 goals or something in 2011

lacks class but its still funny as fuck

I agree for the most part, but I wouldnt trust williamson or simpson 1 v 1 vs any competent winger. If I did, Id have no problem with either of them. If they were fantastic defensively Id forgive everything, but they are merely competent. Yes Williamson is good in the air but on the ground he is hardly anything to write home about. Colo back there is papering over the cracks and doing 80% of the work. Add tiote to that and Im going to say it - they are both passengers. I just hope I dont have to be proven right by giving them another season as first choice defenders.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/9665477.Ex_Sunderland_midfielder_brands_them__sh_t_club_with_sh_t_fans_/ Shit club with shit fans

Tiote fit and Moses aint getting anywhere.

They have excelled within the framework of what they are capable of. Williamson is so slow it looks like the camera is running at 0.85 speed, and neither of them are COMFORTABLE with the ball. I can forgive many things, but what I first and foremost would like to have is a side where all the players dont mind getting the ball and running a bit with it. It looks like they cant get rid of it quickly enough every time you pass it to them.

I try to keep an eye on him every time they play, he strikes me as extremely solid - but a bit boring going forward. Mostly back and sidepasses. If you fancy solidity over forrest gump bombing like you do then I can sort of see where you are coming from. Me I go misty-eyed when I see Bale`esque fullback runs

where he predicted a 7-0 win

I dont think Ashley Cole is that good anymore, people say Evra is quickly on the decline. Cole seems to be snapping at his heels in that respect. Seems to have gone the way of Lampard - more sideways these days than forwards.

Redicilous to suggest Walker and Assou-Ekotto are shit, they are both quick and comfortable on the ball. I think Santon will become great, but he is nowhere near the finished article. Preferring him to arguably amongst the best fullbacks in the country is a bit RAWKesque, where they prefer Kelly to Ivanovic... he is a talent, for now..

Both very solid players, yep. Id have either over Santon in a heartbeat.